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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1170 on: October 20, 2011, 05:21:31 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 20, 2011, 03:28:52 PM
My stepmother just posted a picture of herself in a bikini in facebook

I think i'm gonna fuckin puke
Is she hot?  :zoinks:
Quote from: parts on October 20, 2011, 03:48:21 PM
Once you injure your knee it seems it never fully gets better
:agreed: Smashed knees hurt. After I precisely marked and laid down safety tape for fire lanes in a shop I worked at, w/o knee pads the first day, my knees have been sensitized to concrete ever since.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1171 on: October 20, 2011, 05:49:49 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 20, 2011, 03:28:52 PM
My stepmother just posted a picture of herself in a bikini in facebook

I think i'm gonna fuckin puke

 I chuckled.  But I'm sorry for your embarrassment.  But it is kind of funny.  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1172 on: October 20, 2011, 05:50:48 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 20, 2011, 03:28:52 PM
My stepmother just posted a picture of herself in a bikini in facebook

I think i'm gonna fuckin puke

No poll?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1173 on: October 20, 2011, 06:17:16 PM »
stop turning all the fucking lights off in the house making me sit in the dark, and then yelling at me when I turn one on because you say you can't afford the hydro bill. This whole "I can't afford shit" story doesn't work anymore now that I've seen your bank statements, asshole.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1174 on: October 20, 2011, 08:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 20, 2011, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on October 19, 2011, 09:29:26 PM
My notation software isn't working.

I read that as "My motivation software isn't working."

That has always been buggy.

I did some Googling and I think I may have a fix for the problem (with my notation software, not my motivation software, unfortunately the latter is a large and complex problem); I'll implement it later as I'm going out now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1175 on: October 20, 2011, 08:47:12 PM »
Eating wisely.  Sorry, yogurt will never replace a doughnut.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1176 on: October 21, 2011, 01:21:44 AM »
Oh oh. Harold Camping did some recalculations and yep, according to him today is rapture day. Fuck, I had plans.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1177 on: October 21, 2011, 02:26:20 AM »
Quote from: lutra on October 21, 2011, 01:21:44 AM
Oh oh. Harold Camping did some recalculations and yep, according to him today is rapture day. Fuck, I had plans.  :autism:

When will the next rapture be. I am too crook to enjoy this one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1178 on: October 21, 2011, 04:02:39 AM »
My router mysteriously defaulted to the factory settings yesterday, so I've spent hours trying to figure out what the settings used to be so that I could get back online.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1179 on: October 21, 2011, 04:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Peter on October 21, 2011, 04:02:39 AM
My router mysteriously defaulted to the factory settings yesterday, so I've spent hours trying to figure out what the settings used to be so that I could get back online.

 You succeeded!  Have you figured out why it happened?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1180 on: October 21, 2011, 05:37:10 AM »
Shouldn't have made myself a cup of coffee, the muscle in my back is now worse than it was yesterday, simply by moving my arm 10 cm too far to get that cup, when pouring my coffee.

GRRRRRRRRR

Lots of cussing going on here.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1181 on: October 21, 2011, 05:40:01 AM »
Quote from: lutra on October 21, 2011, 01:21:44 AM
Oh oh. Harold Camping did some recalculations and yep, according to him today is rapture day. Fuck, I had plans.  :autism:

Time for a Rapture party :hyke: :party: :cheer:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1182 on: October 21, 2011, 05:42:04 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 21, 2011, 05:37:10 AM
Shouldn't have made myself a cup of coffee, the muscle in my back is now worse than it was yesterday, simply by moving my arm 10 cm too far to get that cup, when pouring my coffee.

GRRRRRRRRR

Lots of cussing going on here.

 I hope it calms down soon, I hate these middle-age aches and pains.  :hug:



 Can you post some of the cusses?  I am curious about Dutch profanity.  :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1183 on: October 21, 2011, 06:43:17 AM »
Time.  Not enough of it today.  Moving too fast.

My poem for today
SLOW DANCE
       Have you ever watched kids
       On a merry-go-round?
       Or listened to the rain
       Slapping on the ground?
       Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
       Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
       You better slow down.
       Don't dance so fast.
       Time is short.
       The music won't last.

       Do you run through each day
       On the fly?
       When you ask "How are you?"
       Do you hear the reply?
       When the day is done
       Do you lie in your bed
       With the next hundred chores
       Running through your head?
       You'd better slow down
       Don't dance so fast.
       Time is short.
       The music won't last.

       Ever told your child,
       We'll do it tomorrow?
       And in your haste,
       Not see his sorrow?
       Ever lost touch,
       Let a good friendship die
       Cause you never had time
       To call and say "Hi"?
       You'd better slow down.
       Don't dance so fast.
       Time is short.
       The music won't last.

       When you run so fast to get somewhere
       You miss half the fun of getting there.
       When you worry and hurry through your day,
       It is like an unopened gift....
       Thrown away.
       Life is not a race.
       Do take it slower
       Hear the music
       Before the song is over.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1184 on: October 21, 2011, 06:43:29 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 21, 2011, 04:21:48 AM
Quote from: Peter on October 21, 2011, 04:02:39 AM
My router mysteriously defaulted to the factory settings yesterday, so I've spent hours trying to figure out what the settings used to be so that I could get back online.

 You succeeded!  Have you figured out why it happened?   :orly:

Nope; just one of these things, it seems.  I've made a note of the settings so that I won't have the same problem if they get wiped again.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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