Just one quick bitch, part two

[bodie]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

[Queen Victoria]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

Sends our resident EMT to tend to you.

[Psychophant]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

Sends our resident EMT to tend to you.

Cold compresses and lie down and pinch your nostrils together until it stops.  If it doesn't stop after a reasonable time GO TO YOUR LOCAL WALK IN CLINIC.  (we need a medical or so emoticon)

[Queen Victoria]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

Sends our resident EMT to tend to you.

Cold compresses and lie down and pinch your nostrils together until it stops.  If it doesn't stop after a reasonable time GO TO YOUR LOCAL WALK IN CLINIC.  (we need a medical or so emoticon)

bodie, remember to breathe through your mouth when pinching your nostrils, or the nosebleed could be fatal.

Here's the emoticon 

[eris]

why the FUCK would Jeff try to refriend me on facebook ? What weird little man,
He cut all his hair off and looks about 12 years old...

Oh, and guess what. He changed his interests. Now it says he is interested in

Men and women.

I knew it.


No I didn't accept the request.

[Psychophant]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

Sends our resident EMT to tend to you.

Cold compresses and lie down and pinch your nostrils together until it stops.  If it doesn't stop after a reasonable time GO TO YOUR LOCAL WALK IN CLINIC.  (we need a medical or so emoticon)

bodie, remember to breathe through your mouth when pinching your nostrils, or the nosebleed could be fatal.

Here's the emoticon 

Thats for enemas and yes, good point your Majesty.  Breathe through your mouth and do it as long as it takes to stop the bleeding. 

[earthboundmisfit]

been up since 3:30am, have basically wasted most the day and have no motivation. Le sigh.

That's what time I got up to go to work today.   

[Callaway]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

What Psycho and Queen Victoria said, except also buy some of that  OTC nasal decongestant spray that people use for nasal allergies for next time.  Saturate a Q-tip or a small gauze square or a cotton ball with the spray by turning the bottle upside down and letting it drip onto the cotton, then put it in your nose on the side that's bleeding and then squeeze that nostril shut.

Nasal decongestant spray works by constricting the blood vessels, therefore it will make it much easier to stop the bleeding.  If it doesn't work to stop the bleeding, then you need to go to urgent care or A&E to have the leaking blood vessel cauterized with a silver nitrate stick.

[PuppetSockPenguin]

My notation software isn't working.

[renaeden]

Don't know why the USB ports on my computer are so close together. I want to use my mouse, my wireless internet and my USB memory. Nothing will fit in next to the wireless thing because it is so wide. There is definitely room to have them wider spaced apart but no, they are crammed together.

[Queen Victoria]

My notation software isn't working.

I read that as "My motivation software isn't working."

[Trigger 11]

Power went out at work right after my poop. Thankfully not during. Had that happen once. Not pretty. Anyway, I like no power. Dark and mostly quiet except...people with UPSs that keep beeping to let them know they are on back-up power. Very annoying!

[bodie]

A Big  fucking nosebleed!

Made somewhat bigger due to the enormity of the offending leaky facial feature!

What Psycho and Queen Victoria said, except also buy some of that  OTC nasal decongestant spray that people use for nasal allergies for next time.  Saturate a Q-tip or a small gauze square or a cotton ball with the spray by turning the bottle upside down and letting it drip onto the cotton, then put it in your nose on the side that's bleeding and then squeeze that nostril shut.

Nasal decongestant spray works by constricting the blood vessels, therefore it will make it much easier to stop the bleeding.  If it doesn't work to stop the bleeding, then you need to go to urgent care or A&E to have the leaking blood vessel cauterized with a silver nitrate stick.

Thanks for the advice.  I thought you were telling me to shove a t-bag up my snotter.  I had to look up Qtip.  It is a cotton bud.  doh i thought Qtip  was a t-bag.

Thanks it stopped on its own after a short while.

[eris]

My stepmother just posted a picture of herself in a bikini in facebook

I think i'm gonna fuckin puke

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