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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1050 on: October 11, 2011, 05:08:16 PM »
I have an exam tomorrow that I haven't prepared for, on account of having been in a minimally functional state lately.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1051 on: October 11, 2011, 05:41:04 PM »
Damn, it.  I like Hershey's Special Dark Nuggets with Almonds.  I didn't need to like them.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1052 on: October 11, 2011, 05:46:30 PM »
boy works till 3 am
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1053 on: October 11, 2011, 05:47:52 PM »
PA has just about ruined this mouse.  You have to practically stand on the left click to make it work and the right click is sliding all over the place.  That man just doesnt' know his strength.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1054 on: October 11, 2011, 05:51:22 PM »
Now the cops are here talking to the neighbors about before.  I really hate it when there are cops in the nieghborhood they make me uneasy
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1055 on: October 11, 2011, 06:05:14 PM »
I forgot to buy bleach at the grocery.  Darn.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1056 on: October 11, 2011, 06:16:23 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2011, 03:44:26 PM
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 11, 2011, 08:36:10 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 11, 2011, 01:41:09 AM
I don't understand the instructions to cook these meatballs. They say "pan" but they don't specify oven pan or frypan/skillet :tard:


And how do I go about having them with bolognese sauce?

Saute pan

I refuse to be tied by the definitions and uses assigned to cooking.  I've oven baked hamburgers in a chicken roaster, fried hamburger meat in a saucepan, cooked mac and cheese in a frying pan, etc.  As long as it can get hot and get the job done, whatever ends up in my hand gets assigned the job.

 If I were a naughtier Weeble, I might sig that part.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1057 on: October 11, 2011, 06:24:00 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 11, 2011, 06:16:23 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2011, 03:44:26 PM
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 11, 2011, 08:36:10 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 11, 2011, 01:41:09 AM
I don't understand the instructions to cook these meatballs. They say "pan" but they don't specify oven pan or frypan/skillet :tard:


And how do I go about having them with bolognese sauce?

Saute pan

I refuse to be tied by the definitions and uses assigned to cooking.  I've oven baked hamburgers in a chicken roaster, fried hamburger meat in a saucepan, cooked mac and cheese in a frying pan, etc.  As long as it can get hot and get the job done, whatever ends up in my hand gets assigned the job.

 If I were a naughtier Weeble, I might sig that part.  :zoinks:

OOPS.  I just realized what I wrote.   :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1058 on: October 11, 2011, 06:44:14 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2011, 06:24:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 11, 2011, 06:16:23 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2011, 03:44:26 PM
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 11, 2011, 08:36:10 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on October 11, 2011, 01:41:09 AM
I don't understand the instructions to cook these meatballs. They say "pan" but they don't specify oven pan or frypan/skillet :tard:


And how do I go about having them with bolognese sauce?

Saute pan

I refuse to be tied by the definitions and uses assigned to cooking.  I've oven baked hamburgers in a chicken roaster, fried hamburger meat in a saucepan, cooked mac and cheese in a frying pan, etc.  As long as it can get hot and get the job done, whatever ends up in my hand gets assigned the job.

 If I were a naughtier Weeble, I might sig that part.  :zoinks:

OOPS.  I just realized what I wrote.   :-[

 It's another of your wonderfully saucy Victorian posts!  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1059 on: October 11, 2011, 07:25:45 PM »
You and your dirty mind.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1060 on: October 11, 2011, 07:31:11 PM »
Why no avatar?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1061 on: October 11, 2011, 07:39:42 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 11, 2011, 07:31:11 PM
Why no avatar?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1062 on: October 11, 2011, 07:54:38 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2011, 05:41:04 PM
Damn, it.  I like Hershey's Special Dark Nuggets with Almonds.  I didn't need to like them.

They are very good.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1063 on: October 12, 2011, 11:09:16 AM »
Had to take a day off from "moving" because I'm so fucking tired.

...and if I don't wash clothes, I'll soon be tired & naked. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1064 on: October 12, 2011, 11:21:59 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 12, 2011, 11:09:16 AM
Had to take a day off from "moving" because I'm so fucking tired.

...and if I don't wash clothes, I'll soon be tired & naked. :zombiefuck:
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