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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #915 on: October 04, 2011, 05:20:37 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 05:18:37 PM
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My cough syrup has a strange new taste to go with the new packaging.  :sick:

The packaging isn't for consumption, with, or without syrup, you do realise that don't you?
:indeed: School the egg.  :laugh:

 I'm so lucky to have people to guide me! :cbc:

Have you checked the ingredients of the syrup?

Me thinks you wobble a bit more today.  :cbc:

 It  *does*  have a tiny trace of alcohol in it ... :cbc:

And massive amounts of mind-altering pharmaceuticals  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #916 on: October 04, 2011, 05:22:55 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 05:20:37 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 05:18:37 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 04, 2011, 04:20:12 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 04:15:53 PM
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Quote from: hykeaswell on October 04, 2011, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
My cough syrup has a strange new taste to go with the new packaging.  :sick:

The packaging isn't for consumption, with, or without syrup, you do realise that don't you?
:indeed: School the egg.  :laugh:

 I'm so lucky to have people to guide me! :cbc:

Have you checked the ingredients of the syrup?

Me thinks you wobble a bit more today.  :cbc:

 It  *does*  have a tiny trace of alcohol in it ... :cbc:

And massive amounts of mind-altering pharmaceuticals  :2thumbsup:

I was looking for words to describe that. But was too sleepy to come up with them.

Thank you.

The image of a well doped up  :cbc: will make me sleep sound and safe.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #917 on: October 04, 2011, 05:43:32 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 05:20:37 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 05:18:37 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 04, 2011, 04:20:12 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: PPK on October 04, 2011, 04:04:17 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 04, 2011, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
My cough syrup has a strange new taste to go with the new packaging.  :sick:

The packaging isn't for consumption, with, or without syrup, you do realise that don't you?
:indeed: School the egg.  :laugh:

 I'm so lucky to have people to guide me! :cbc:

Have you checked the ingredients of the syrup?

Me thinks you wobble a bit more today.  :cbc:

 It  *does*  have a tiny trace of alcohol in it ... :cbc:

And massive amounts of mind-altering pharmaceuticals  :2thumbsup:

 I wonder if that's why I see so many beeyooooootiful colors everywhere! :cbc:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #918 on: October 04, 2011, 09:38:58 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 12:52:52 PM
I'm glad I got my flu shot!!

So that's how you caught the autism

Yep, last Friday, dang that mercury works fast!!!    :zombiefuck:  Now I have a never ending lust for Jenny McCarthy.............I wonder if Autism Speaks has a cure!   :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #919 on: October 04, 2011, 11:13:07 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 01:52:45 PM
Quote from: eris on October 04, 2011, 01:38:47 PM
Well this sucks, but is also cool :D

I called off work,  and boss said if I go paint the gate that holds the dumpsters at Little Ceasars, I get 250$ cash.

so  ..... I'm gonna go work outside in the cold for a few hours, near a bunch of garbage, and try not to puke . I love life :)

What do you do again?


I work for a temp agency. I've worked there like 6 years. Do you see the irony ? Well, most of the time it is maintenance and preparing buildings to be rented.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #920 on: October 05, 2011, 12:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 12:52:52 PM
I'm glad I got my flu shot!!

So that's how you caught the autism

Yep, last Friday, dang that mercury works fast!!!    :zombiefuck:  Now I have a never ending lust for Jenny McCarthy.............I wonder if Autism Speaks has a cure!   :tard:

Yes. The infinite mindlessness is a total turn-off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #921 on: October 05, 2011, 05:49:09 AM »
Just ate some cold yoghurt and now I'm freezing! :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #922 on: October 05, 2011, 08:33:15 AM »
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 12:52:52 PM
I'm glad I got my flu shot!!

So that's how you caught the autism

Yep, last Friday, dang that mercury works fast!!!    :zombiefuck:  Now I have a never ending lust for Jenny McCarthy.............I wonder if Autism Speaks has a cure!   :tard:

At some point she opens her mouth.  Instant boner-killer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #923 on: October 05, 2011, 09:40:35 AM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 05, 2011, 08:33:15 AM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 12:52:52 PM
I'm glad I got my flu shot!!

So that's how you caught the autism

Yep, last Friday, dang that mercury works fast!!!    :zombiefuck:  Now I have a never ending lust for Jenny McCarthy.............I wonder if Autism Speaks has a cure!   :tard:

At some point she opens her mouth.  Instant boner-killer.

Yep, that did it.  I've gone back to lusting after Susan Sarandon!!!  Phew, I was worried there!! 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #924 on: October 05, 2011, 03:13:41 PM »
My butt hurts, my hips hurt, my knees hurt, my feet hurt.

Time for the paraphernalia that are to be found in the over 40 thread I guess.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #925 on: October 05, 2011, 06:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Psychophant on October 05, 2011, 09:40:35 AM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 05, 2011, 08:33:15 AM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 04, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on October 04, 2011, 12:52:52 PM
I'm glad I got my flu shot!!

So that's how you caught the autism

Yep, last Friday, dang that mercury works fast!!!    :zombiefuck:  Now I have a never ending lust for Jenny McCarthy.............I wonder if Autism Speaks has a cure!   :tard:

At some point she opens her mouth.  Instant boner-killer.

Yep, that did it.  I've gone back to lusting after Susan Sarandon!!!  Phew, I was worried there!!

 Susan Sarandon just turned 65 and looks amazing for that age or even for MY age!   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #926 on: October 05, 2011, 09:52:51 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2011, 03:13:41 PM
My butt hurts, my hips hurt, my knees hurt, my feet hurt.

Time for the paraphernalia that are to be found in the over 40 thread I guess.

That's 4 bitches.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #927 on: October 05, 2011, 09:59:46 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 05, 2011, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2011, 03:13:41 PM
My butt hurts, my hips hurt, my knees hurt, my feet hurt.

Time for the paraphernalia that are to be found in the over 40 thread I guess.

That's 4 bitches.

 Here are 4 more! --->   :dog:  :doggie:  :puppy:  and  :mwhaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #928 on: October 05, 2011, 10:01:45 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 05, 2011, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2011, 03:13:41 PM
My butt hurts, my hips hurt, my knees hurt, my feet hurt.

Time for the paraphernalia that are to be found in the over 40 thread I guess.

That's 4 bitches.

 Here are 4 more! --->   :dog:  :doggie:  :puppy:  and  :mwhaha:

Udderly amused.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #929 on: October 05, 2011, 11:10:46 PM »
I have a nose that is too big :(

I have titties that are too small :'(


that is all.  oh i also have a huge tongue.  Titchy feet.
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