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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #855 on: October 02, 2011, 04:54:15 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 01, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2011, 12:30:12 PM
The under-wire of my bra snapped and attacked me.

Wear a corset?  Or get a bra that's boob trained?

Wouldn't a corset have more wires to attack me with?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #856 on: October 02, 2011, 04:59:36 AM »
Quote from: lutra on October 02, 2011, 01:37:43 AM
They could be everywhere?

*runs off* :runaway:

(um, to where?)

(I'm screwed)  :twitch:

 Be nice to them, and they won't have to shoot you.  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #857 on: October 02, 2011, 05:02:16 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 02, 2011, 02:49:40 AM
Quote from: lutra on October 02, 2011, 01:13:34 AM
Armed boobs?



 * ponders if underwire would make a difference for this lady *
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #858 on: October 02, 2011, 07:03:57 AM »
Here's a quick bitch. 28 year olds that are as immature as 12 year olds.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #859 on: October 02, 2011, 07:12:33 AM »
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Be nice to them, and they won't have to shoot you.  ;)

I've always been kind/nice to them.  :M  (and bra wires should too, I say)  :zoinks:

(to be honest, think wearing bras would drive me up the wall)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #860 on: October 02, 2011, 08:41:54 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #861 on: October 02, 2011, 08:44:26 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 02, 2011, 04:59:36 AM
Quote from: lutra on October 02, 2011, 01:37:43 AM
They could be everywhere?

*runs off* :runaway:

(um, to where?)

(I'm screwed)  :twitch:

 Be nice to them, and they won't have to shoot you.  ;)

More like:

Be nice to them, and they won't have to squeeze you to death.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #862 on: October 02, 2011, 09:39:13 AM »
Neglected some work around the house while getting other stuff done now it's overwhelming me
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #863 on: October 02, 2011, 11:52:01 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 02, 2011, 04:54:15 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 01, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2011, 12:30:12 PM
The under-wire of my bra snapped and attacked me.

Wear a corset?  Or get a bra that's boob trained?

Wouldn't a corset have more wires to attack me with?

No wires, just whale bones.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #864 on: October 02, 2011, 08:13:03 PM »
Scrolling down: not difficult.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #865 on: October 02, 2011, 08:43:22 PM »
So I'm still getting random hate texts from Mr. Asshole. I can't block him, my phone doesn't have the option and the wireless company doesn't do that.

but I think I figured out how to stop it :D

I actually replied to the last one, with this :

" The Cricket Wireless customer you are trying to reach has blocked you. Message 823748923740823 "


Seems to have worked.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #866 on: October 02, 2011, 08:54:49 PM »


Doesn't he stalk your posts on here?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #867 on: October 02, 2011, 08:59:04 PM »
My ex does. He only sent me that one nasty message. This is from the other half of that equation, and he is too stupid to use a computer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #868 on: October 02, 2011, 10:09:06 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 02, 2011, 08:59:04 PM
My ex does. He only sent me that one nasty message. This is from the other half of that equation, and he is too stupid to use a computer.

How many of these fuckwits do you have making your life difficult and how come you seem to get so many of them?
« Last Edit: October 02, 2011, 10:39:03 PM by Al Swearengen »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #869 on: October 02, 2011, 10:29:26 PM »
I changed my look and layout preferences.  Now that I have the latest posts listed first, I need to get in the habit of going to page 1 rather than the last page.
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