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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #750 on: September 25, 2011, 02:25:32 PM »
When you go to pay for something and when you get to
the till the bar code is missing and then you have to wait for
them to locate another one correctly labelled.

By the time all this fannying around is done the queue behind
you is like out the door and everyone gives you filthy
looks as you leave with your purchase!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #751 on: September 25, 2011, 03:10:05 PM »

I'm gonna be getting my benefits taken off me I think :bigcry:

Surely not yet, though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #752 on: September 25, 2011, 03:16:38 PM »
I got a letter yesterday saying they wanted me to fill out some forms for a "review"

ffs, I've only been non-mental for 5 minutes! :(

so I'm gonna have to start saving up lol, dunno how much going to Leeds is gonna cost me or how often I'll have to go yet. I can't get a job yet tho

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #753 on: September 25, 2011, 03:38:42 PM »
Fuck, I keep losing connection to the internet this afternoon and evening.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #754 on: September 25, 2011, 07:39:04 PM »
I can't fucking sleep and I have to be up in 3 hours.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #755 on: September 25, 2011, 08:05:08 PM »
My dog keeps slurping away at her cunt.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #756 on: September 25, 2011, 08:06:01 PM »
My dog keeps slurping away at her cunt.

Your dog doesn't wear doggy panties?  Every well-bred dog should, it's only modest and seemly.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #757 on: September 25, 2011, 08:18:51 PM »
My dog keeps slurping away at her cunt.

Your dog doesn't wear doggy panties?  Every well-bred dog should, it's only modest and seemly.

Next you'll tell me that it's improper for her to eat her own shit.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #758 on: September 25, 2011, 08:36:04 PM »
Slurpy slurpy slurpy slurp.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #759 on: September 25, 2011, 08:57:20 PM »
Is there something wrong with your dog?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #760 on: September 25, 2011, 08:58:36 PM »
My dog keeps slurping away at her cunt.

Your dog doesn't wear doggy panties?  Every well-bred dog should, it's only modest and seemly.

Next you'll tell me that it's improper for her to eat her own shit.

Did you ever find the ?? that may have escaped when the branch fell into their habitat?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #761 on: September 25, 2011, 11:58:13 PM »
Rachael Getting Married is the dumbest fucking movie i ever saw

I want those 2 hours back ~~~ !!!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #762 on: September 26, 2011, 12:14:50 AM »
My fb status:

Has so much to say lately he finds himself speechless, almost lost in a torrent of thoughts and emotions. Just the past few days has included the end of one of the most influential bands in his life (R.E.M.), a band he has been a Fan Club member of since the mid 80s; the all but end of one of the most hopeful baseball seasons of his beloved Red Sox that may have been saved by the bullpen in a marathon 14-inning win over their hated rivals that may actually be their ultimate demise as they struggle with a depleted bullpen in Baltimore the final 3 games; a wicked cold that knocked him on his ass for a few days and as someone who only gets really sick every 5 years or so despite living with 4 germ factories; a simple 5-hour drive to his lil-bro's wedding in NJ turn into a 10-hour epic adventure through a torrential downpour resulting in a parking lot of 95 and an out of the way detour through Allentown, PA having never gotten past Baltimore; and finally the return trip going from a smooth Sunday drive to a nightmare blownout tire in the left lane just north of...you guessed it, Baltimore, and just a couple feet on each side of the car to change a flat as traffic drove by at 75+ and the MD State Police NEVER showing up. Thankfully, the next exit had a Sears that wasn't too busy and a mall to keep the minions occupied. To top it off a group of bikers decided to do wheelies and stunts like riding with no hands while sitting on the handlebars of their bikes at 80 mph just south of Baltimore in front of my minions, which pisses me off. I mean, kill yourself you idiots but not in traffic where your bike and mangled body will cause the rest of us to swerve and possibly crash and end up dead or at least traumatize our children. Very glad to be home. Oh, and while I am ranting, Michael 'Dog Killer' Vick who recently signed a huge contract which is sickening enough in itself and a real shameful reflection on our society is complaining about fair treatment? Let's just say if I speak my mind on this subject I'd probably offend a lot of people with my choice of words. The man drowned dogs with his bare hands. In my book you NEVER get a second chance or forgiveness and lose all respect and any shot at 'fairness.'
« Last Edit: September 26, 2011, 12:19:21 AM by Trigger 11 »
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #763 on: September 26, 2011, 12:22:22 AM »
Vick broke his hand today if that makes you feel any better.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #764 on: September 26, 2011, 12:25:08 AM »
IF I WAS RICH I WOULD PAY A BOUNTY FOR BODILY HARM FOR OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE HIM OUT!!!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems