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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #555 on: September 18, 2011, 01:51:03 PM »
That's a fucking awful smiley.

 I confess a growing fondness for it.   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #556 on: September 18, 2011, 02:15:52 PM »
But why? WHY?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #557 on: September 18, 2011, 02:29:57 PM »


Kind of like hypnotoad.


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #558 on: September 18, 2011, 02:55:54 PM »
That's a fucking awful smiley.

 I confess a growing fondness for it.   :orly:
But why? WHY?
Because CBC is weird?  :dunno:  :lol:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #559 on: September 18, 2011, 04:38:34 PM »
Some people were unbearable today at the flea market I came very close to loosing it
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #560 on: September 18, 2011, 05:16:37 PM »
Some people were unbearable today at the flea market I came very close to loosing it
Shitty days help define the good days. Hang tough.  :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #561 on: September 18, 2011, 05:51:14 PM »
Some people were unbearable today at the flea market I came very close to loosing it
Shitty days help define the good days. Hang tough.  :viking:

Over all it was a good day but some people are just nuts.
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #562 on: September 18, 2011, 10:20:23 PM »
Who did it?

I'm guessing that Squiddy added a new smiley coded "BIG FUCKING PETER".

It's not in the word filter.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #563 on: September 18, 2011, 11:09:47 PM »
How am I supposed to wash my hair, shave my legs/pits/cooch with 10 minutes of hot water per day?? :mad:

There's a thought that's going to linger  :autism:

And use my Garnier face wash too!


Still no internet. My phone is gone again too.

Maybe one day.....ONE DAY....I'll get the have the privelage of having a dial tone and ADSL access. JUST MAYBE....with the $70/month I pay I may get to use phone and internet at my own house one day.

I have been giving this lack of hot water some thought.  If you have access to the water heater, since you don't have any young children or elderly people in your condo, you can make the hot water hotter so you can use more cold water with it and make what you have last longer.  You can also buy a water saving hand shower and some teflon tape and unscrew the current shower head and replace it with the hand shower to make the hot water you have last longer. 

If neither of these ideas are practical for you to do, you can use the water to wet yourself, turn it off, and then use your Garnier face wash, wash your hair and lather yourself, then rinse, then turn off the water again to use your hair conditioner and shaving cream, then shave, then rinse again.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #564 on: September 19, 2011, 12:54:07 AM »
Fucking zombie pill. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #565 on: September 19, 2011, 03:26:35 AM »
I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #566 on: September 19, 2011, 03:28:35 AM »
I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!    :boxers:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #567 on: September 19, 2011, 03:32:19 AM »
I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!    :boxers:

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #568 on: September 19, 2011, 03:33:54 AM »
I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!    :boxers:

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?
Go to their office and hit someone with your clarinet case.  :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #569 on: September 19, 2011, 03:34:08 AM »
I pay good money for this internet connection not to go to dialup speed.

 Time to kick some ass and get what you are paying for!    :boxers:

How do you kick an internet connection's arse?

 Not the connection, the company!  It's time to complain!  :headbang2:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
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