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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #390 on: September 04, 2011, 04:24:29 PM »
I stand accused of being an abusive registerer....................................................hangs head
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #391 on: September 04, 2011, 05:14:16 PM »
i am a fuckwit.  i waste too much time.  time is too short.
blah blah blah

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #392 on: September 04, 2011, 05:54:03 PM »
Why can't I keep a single goal in my mind long enough to work on it?
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #393 on: September 04, 2011, 08:42:35 PM »
My internet should be on tonight, fucking FINALLY!! ::)

And my hot water system is too small!! At least it's not off-peak though; How am I supposed to wash my hair, shave my legs/pits/cooch with 10 minutes of hot water per day?? :mad:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #394 on: September 04, 2011, 10:41:52 PM »
My little brother is a bad-tempered SOB.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #395 on: September 05, 2011, 02:41:57 AM »
i am a fuckwit.  i waste too much time.  time is too short.

 I am too.  I do too.  Yes it is.  :chin:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #396 on: September 05, 2011, 02:42:55 AM »
I stand accused of being an abusive registerer....................................................hangs head

 Awww, who accused you of that?  ???
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #397 on: September 05, 2011, 02:43:39 AM »
Why can't I keep a single goal in my mind long enough to work on it?

 Do you have the problem of worrying about too many things at one time?  I do that.   :thumbdn:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


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People forget.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #398 on: September 05, 2011, 02:56:36 AM »
It's a sharp needle pain that lasts for a few seconds. Is this a symptom of what you mentioned? If so, damn.


Maybe?
Proctalgia fugax: Proctalgia fugax involves fleeting rectal pain and occurs in 8% of Americans.This disorder occurs more commonly in women and in people younger than 45 years. Although the exact cause of the pain is not known, many doctors believe spasm of the anal sphincter muscle is the origin of this pain.

The pain of proctalgia fugax is sudden and intense, usually lasting less than a minute. But in some rare cases, the spasm can go on for an hour. It is described as a sharp, stabbing, or cramplike pain occurring at the anal opening. The pain can awaken you from a sound sleep. The attacks seem to occur in clusters, appearing daily for a while then disappearing for weeks or months.
No wonder you dropped out of pre med, MACV is not American.  :hahaha: :laugh:

grey sex  -  i can't find any so will have to go to
sainsbury's and it's a bit expensive there!
You're cute as a button, you shouldn't have to pay for sex.  :zoinks:

i am a fuckwit.  i waste too much time.  time is too short.

No you aren't.

Why can't I keep a single goal in my mind long enough to work on it?
It happens to all of us. Just be glad you aren't practicing medicine.  :)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #399 on: September 05, 2011, 07:56:55 AM »
There are usually a fair number of wasps around at this time of the year, but I've never seen as many as this year.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #400 on: September 05, 2011, 08:00:37 AM »
Wasps, a bumper season?

Reports coming in from members certainly substantiate the information that the National Press carried earlier about this year’s wasp season, to the effect that large numbers of wasps were causing chaos throughout the UK.

Member’s information and our own observations indeed indicate that during the hottest spell in july large numbers made the usual visits to the barbecue, the picnic in the back garden or made a nuisance of themselves at local beauty spots, this I personaly think was because we suddenly found ourselves tried to make the most of it and got out in the fresh air.

Although the unusually mild spring enabled most Queens to survive, the nests stayed quiet small, this my colleagues and I feel was also due to the mild and very dry spell in the early spring through to mid July which slowed plant growth and the aphids and small insects that wasps rely on to feed their grubs.

As already stated most nests although small survived and we found many multiple nests at properties this year, indeed this has been echoed by many members who have reported a record number of him personally at one property, that numbered some fourteen nests (14) although he assured me he had made a slight reduction per nest which he seemed to think was a discount for quantity.

However I won’t tell you how much of a discount as you might think he is really mean (yes he was!).

We all had the usual panic calls. Like the lady who opened an old rabbit hutch door to see why wasps were going into the cage and she received both a shock as well as several well placed stings.

Amongst this years unusual places were nests in curtains, inside a wardrobe, inside an old toilet system, under a pare bed and under a sink unit.

If any members have any other observations regarding the wasp population, nest sizes or quantity of nests at an individual property we would be very interested, in fact the editorial staff will give a prize to anyone who can beat 14 nests on one property.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #401 on: September 05, 2011, 10:18:02 AM »
Bugger, I just missed my favourite program (on TV) about cooking. That show ('Dagelijkse kost') is totally inspiring.. yeah, now I was too late to watch it. Bugger.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #402 on: September 05, 2011, 10:20:28 AM »
My favorite coffee shop was closed for labor day
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #403 on: September 05, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »
It's a sharp needle pain that lasts for a few seconds. Is this a symptom of what you mentioned? If so, damn.


Maybe?
Proctalgia fugax: Proctalgia fugax involves fleeting rectal pain and occurs in 8% of Americans.This disorder occurs more commonly in women and in people younger than 45 years. Although the exact cause of the pain is not known, many doctors believe spasm of the anal sphincter muscle is the origin of this pain.

The pain of proctalgia fugax is sudden and intense, usually lasting less than a minute. But in some rare cases, the spasm can go on for an hour. It is described as a sharp, stabbing, or cramplike pain occurring at the anal opening. The pain can awaken you from a sound sleep. The attacks seem to occur in clusters, appearing daily for a while then disappearing for weeks or months.
No wonder you dropped out of pre med, MACV is not American.  :hahaha: :laugh:

And certainly not a woman!

Or am I?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #404 on: September 05, 2011, 08:24:23 PM »
Stoopid ISP screwed up my phone line while trying to connect my net :facepalm2: