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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #360 on: September 01, 2011, 05:08:59 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on September 01, 2011, 04:13:39 PM
A quick bitch about other driver's.

In particular the really slow ones.

The one's that pull out of the side road in front of you and
never go above 20mph.  I thought i was stuck behind
noddy earlier!

I would just like to ask them where the fuck they are going? and
it can't be important if they are being overtaken by an old man
in a wheelchair on the pavement!  Please just stay at home
and ride your stair lift instead? eh...please? >:D

EYA, What did you say youngster?  I can't hear you.  Damn youngins, always mumbling and honking their horns.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #361 on: September 01, 2011, 05:10:56 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 01, 2011, 05:08:59 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on September 01, 2011, 04:13:39 PM
A quick bitch about other driver's.

In particular the really slow ones.

The one's that pull out of the side road in front of you and
never go above 20mph.  I thought i was stuck behind
noddy earlier!

I would just like to ask them where the fuck they are going? and
it can't be important if they are being overtaken by an old man
in a wheelchair on the pavement!  Please just stay at home
and ride your stair lift instead? eh...please? >:D

EYA, What did you say youngster?  I can't hear you.  Damn youngins, always mumbling and honking their horns.

 They're always in such a hurry!  Why can't they be more like us, and just enjoy the scenery?   :prude:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #362 on: September 01, 2011, 11:59:20 PM »
I am sorry.  It appears i was directing that at the older generation.  While i do feel the odd one
needs a boot up the arse, 90% of the actual perpetrators are mum's on the school run...

it just gets me mad when they do 20 in a 30mph!  there should be a law about not keeping
up with the speed limit - let alone breaking it (bloody chance would be a fine thing)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #363 on: September 02, 2011, 08:11:39 AM »
There is worse breed and that is the ones that do 80 or even 70 on the freeway, until......they get to the overtaking lane and then they speed up to the correct limit so you will have limited time to increase your speed and do over the speed limit to pass them. if you don't manage, they slow down as soon as it forms one lane again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #364 on: September 02, 2011, 01:47:05 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #365 on: September 02, 2011, 01:48:15 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on September 02, 2011, 08:11:39 AM
There is worse breed and that is the ones that do 80 or even 70 on the freeway, until......they get to the overtaking lane and then they speed up to the correct limit so you will have limited time to increase your speed and do over the speed limit to pass them. if you don't manage, they slow down as soon as it forms one lane again.

I hate them all!  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #366 on: September 02, 2011, 01:48:40 PM »
I heard 3 shouting matches about parking while looking for a parking spot at Sams.  I guess it's the holiday weekend pressure, nerves over TS Lee and the Saints loss last night.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #367 on: September 02, 2011, 01:49:05 PM »
Should have bought more beer.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #368 on: September 02, 2011, 04:01:21 PM »
Some roads still closed from the storm screwing with my need to drive my quirky ways to get places. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #369 on: September 03, 2011, 04:21:15 PM »
You keep asking us for bail-outs and money yet you waste your fucking benefit money on stupid shit you don't even need. Fucking stupid looking coloured contact lenses are such a waste of money, I'd rather see you starve for a week than support you with another tenner that I can't even legally give you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #370 on: September 03, 2011, 04:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on September 02, 2011, 08:11:39 AM
There is worse breed and that is the ones that do 80 or even 70 on the freeway, until......they get to the overtaking lane and then they speed up to the correct limit so you will have limited time to increase your speed and do over the speed limit to pass them. if you don't manage, they slow down as soon as it forms one lane again.

ooh yes i know that type!  grrrrr

also people who have fog lights on when it's just slightly misty.  Blinding headache if sat
behind one!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #371 on: September 03, 2011, 06:34:45 PM »
Back ache  :'(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #372 on: September 03, 2011, 07:17:43 PM »
My ass hurts ... again.

Somehow, I feel my ass is not really a virgin.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #373 on: September 03, 2011, 07:19:38 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on September 03, 2011, 07:17:43 PM
My ass hurts ... again.

Somehow, I feel my ass is not really a virgin.

 Might you have hemorrhoids?   :nerd!:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #374 on: September 03, 2011, 07:21:14 PM »
It's a sharp needle pain that lasts for a few seconds. Is this a symptom of what you mentioned? If so, damn.
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