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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #330 on: August 28, 2011, 01:12:26 AM »
Today is the first day in a week where I haven't had a headache (yet). Going to go to the doctor about it. Having all the headaches I mean. I took six Panadol the other day (not all at once) and I still had the headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #331 on: August 28, 2011, 02:15:29 AM »
I am pretty drunk at present and dead tired and whilst that in itself is not a problem, I have a little voice i am trying to ignore telling me that tomorrow I will discovery I have been writing a lot of shit tonight.
Still there are worse things and as Tigger says, "Its fun to have fun byut you need to know how". What this has to do with anything, I don't know. I think Tigger was a bit of a drop kick.
This is not my friend tigger. She is awesome, but rather the Tigger of Winnie the Pooh.
Was I addressing a point? I honestly can't remember. I don't think it matters.

That's the Cat in the Hat, not Tigger.

He says, "Look at me, look at me, look at me now! 

It is fun to have fun but you have to know how."

It sure is and I don't remember writing this at all. In fact I am pretty sure I was in bed when this was written.

I think we all know what was responsible.  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #332 on: August 28, 2011, 04:44:06 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #333 on: August 28, 2011, 04:48:18 AM »
I am pretty drunk at present and dead tired and whilst that in itself is not a problem, I have a little voice i am trying to ignore telling me that tomorrow I will discovery I have been writing a lot of shit tonight.
Still there are worse things and as Tigger says, "Its fun to have fun byut you need to know how". What this has to do with anything, I don't know. I think Tigger was a bit of a drop kick.
This is not my friend tigger. She is awesome, but rather the Tigger of Winnie the Pooh.
Was I addressing a point? I honestly can't remember. I don't think it matters.

That's the Cat in the Hat, not Tigger.

He says, "Look at me, look at me, look at me now! 

It is fun to have fun but you have to know how."

It sure is and I don't remember writing this at all. In fact I am pretty sure I was in bed when this was written.

I think we all know what was responsible.  :autism:

The fact that you now can be on the internet and it bed at the same time?  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #334 on: August 28, 2011, 04:50:32 AM »
I am pretty drunk at present and dead tired and whilst that in itself is not a problem, I have a little voice i am trying to ignore telling me that tomorrow I will discovery I have been writing a lot of shit tonight.
Still there are worse things and as Tigger says, "Its fun to have fun byut you need to know how". What this has to do with anything, I don't know. I think Tigger was a bit of a drop kick.
This is not my friend tigger. She is awesome, but rather the Tigger of Winnie the Pooh.
Was I addressing a point? I honestly can't remember. I don't think it matters.

That's the Cat in the Hat, not Tigger.

He says, "Look at me, look at me, look at me now! 

It is fun to have fun but you have to know how."

It sure is and I don't remember writing this at all. In fact I am pretty sure I was in bed when this was written.

I think we all know what was responsible.  :autism:

The fact that you now can be on the internet and it bed at the same time?  :autism:

He must've mastered the art of quantum physics. :autism:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #335 on: August 28, 2011, 12:29:02 PM »
I am pretty drunk at present and dead tired and whilst that in itself is not a problem, I have a little voice i am trying to ignore telling me that tomorrow I will discovery I have been writing a lot of shit tonight.
Still there are worse things and as Tigger says, "Its fun to have fun byut you need to know how". What this has to do with anything, I don't know. I think Tigger was a bit of a drop kick.
This is not my friend tigger. She is awesome, but rather the Tigger of Winnie the Pooh.
Was I addressing a point? I honestly can't remember. I don't think it matters.

That's the Cat in the Hat, not Tigger.

He says, "Look at me, look at me, look at me now! 

It is fun to have fun but you have to know how."

It sure is and I don't remember writing this at all. In fact I am pretty sure I was in bed when this was written.

I think we all know what was responsible.  :autism:

The fact that you now can be on the internet and it bed at the same time?  :autism:

Just remember which is the USB and which is your penis.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #336 on: August 29, 2011, 02:42:40 PM »
Fucking scroll wheel on my mouse annoys me.

*throws the little bastard out of the window*  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #337 on: August 29, 2011, 08:16:18 PM »
damn, a stem poked through, had to double wrap a joint.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #338 on: August 29, 2011, 09:13:17 PM »
1) Connection was delayed and there was no indication, which meant I wasted my afternoon at the airport rather than going into the greatest city in the world...Boston. No worries! I'll be practically living there in September and October.

2) Dude on the plane was actually clipping his nails. Really?!?!

3) NY Thruway I-90 East was closed, so I had to figure out how to get to my hotel via back roads, exacerbated  by getting in an hour late and it being dark.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #339 on: August 30, 2011, 12:47:17 AM »
Fucking cunting executive dysfunction can go fuck itself.  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #340 on: August 30, 2011, 01:59:20 AM »
Bah, the inside of my ears are itching again. My hair is miserable too because I can ill-afford water getting into my ears while showering and screw those ear plugs, I don't trust them enough yet.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #341 on: August 30, 2011, 05:32:02 AM »
fucking stuck here on the train at stafford coz some freight train's on fire on the way to euston. fuck knows how long i'll be here for. bored as shit too and my laptops gonna run outa battery soon

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #342 on: August 30, 2011, 05:48:40 AM »
I pulled a muscle in my neck and now it hurts.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #343 on: August 30, 2011, 06:11:55 AM »
Today is the first day in a week where I haven't had a headache (yet). Going to go to the doctor about it. Having all the headaches I mean. I took six Panadol the other day (not all at once) and I still had the headache.

I've had periods over the past year in which I've suffered from daily headaches for weeks or months at a time.  I went to the dentist about it when the pain started going up the right side of my face from my molars to my eye socket and around the side of my head, since I thought I might have an infection in the dental nerve or something, and the dentist said that it was being caused by tension in my jaw muscles. 

I found that the headaches stopped during breaks from my dexamphetamine, and I think sometimes the dexamphetamine increases the tension in my muscles, which are usually quite tense to begin with, and particularly in my jaw.  After the visit to the dentist, I started consciously trying to relax my jaw muscles when they were tense, and the headaches gradually subsided over the course of a week.  Caffeine is another thing that contributes to my muscle tension, and it's usually a worse offender than dexamphetamine, though it doesn't seem to go for my jaw muscles as much as it goes for my neck and shoulders.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #344 on: August 31, 2011, 03:51:05 PM »
Listening to my fav.  radio station, I heard some rapper raping a good Otis Redding song a little earlier and..

Well, hiphop really really sucks mostly when it covers good old soul songs, I say. You're not improving anything, retard.. you're just trying to 'cheaply' urn a lousy dollar. Why this scam works beats me.
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