A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Trigger 11 on August 19, 2011, 12:46:01 PMI received an award from PEO(IWS) after being nominated by my Captain. PEO(IWS) is the Admiral who approved it. I also kicked at ass work all year and ended up covering the ass of the douchebag who had taken my lead position, but that I now have back after my Captain said Darryl needs to be in charge again. I got praise from all outside entities on my performance supporting them (they actually pay my salary).Soooo...how come my management rated me as just 'adequate' and gave me a shit one-time monetary award for my year-end (FY) evaluation vice an actual raise or at least a large one-time award? It's actually not about the money, but rather the perception. I got some of the highest recognition we can get here with my award from the Admiral, so how come so many other employees got rated and compensated so much better?If I find out the douchebag whom I got my position back from and was completely incompetent got a big raise and high rating I am gonna be pissed!!!Can you ask?
I received an award from PEO(IWS) after being nominated by my Captain. PEO(IWS) is the Admiral who approved it. I also kicked at ass work all year and ended up covering the ass of the douchebag who had taken my lead position, but that I now have back after my Captain said Darryl needs to be in charge again. I got praise from all outside entities on my performance supporting them (they actually pay my salary).Soooo...how come my management rated me as just 'adequate' and gave me a shit one-time monetary award for my year-end (FY) evaluation vice an actual raise or at least a large one-time award? It's actually not about the money, but rather the perception. I got some of the highest recognition we can get here with my award from the Admiral, so how come so many other employees got rated and compensated so much better?If I find out the douchebag whom I got my position back from and was completely incompetent got a big raise and high rating I am gonna be pissed!!!
Today was the yearly Oyster Festival downtown and there are drunks everywhere
Quote from: parts on August 20, 2011, 06:20:19 PMToday was the yearly Oyster Festival downtown and there are drunks everywhereDrunks who have eaten aphrodisiac oysters?
I have itchy spots all over my torso
Quote from: Sinnocent on August 22, 2011, 04:25:22 AMI have itchy spots all over my torso Could it be an allergic reaction? Have you just started using a different laundry detergent?
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 22, 2011, 04:54:42 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on August 22, 2011, 04:25:22 AMI have itchy spots all over my torso Could it be an allergic reaction? Have you just started using a different laundry detergent? My mum buys a different detergent every few weeks so who knows. I've had a small itchy spot near my belly button for days now, and I found out while I was showering this evening that more spots have appeared over most of my torso (stomach, upper pubic region, decolletage, underbust). Feeling the odd spot or two on my back and neck now too.
Quote from: Sinnocent on August 22, 2011, 05:06:06 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 22, 2011, 04:54:42 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on August 22, 2011, 04:25:22 AMI have itchy spots all over my torso Could it be an allergic reaction? Have you just started using a different laundry detergent? My mum buys a different detergent every few weeks so who knows. I've had a small itchy spot near my belly button for days now, and I found out while I was showering this evening that more spots have appeared over most of my torso (stomach, upper pubic region, decolletage, underbust). Feeling the odd spot or two on my back and neck now too. How soon can you get to a dermatologist, or even just your regular doctor?
