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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2011, 06:02:03 AM »
It tastes like wine.

Funny as Strongbow tasted like beer :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2011, 06:43:49 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on July 21, 2011, 05:57:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on July 21, 2011, 05:50:08 AM
Can't drink my Aspall, no bottle opener in the house ???

 Maybe the cat took it.  :chin:

Nevermind, just managed to improvise with a jar opener :P

And the cat doing that wouldn't surprise me.

 Cats can be really evil that way!   :kitten:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2011, 08:53:09 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 06:43:49 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on July 21, 2011, 05:57:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on July 21, 2011, 05:50:08 AM
Can't drink my Aspall, no bottle opener in the house ???

 Maybe the cat took it.  :chin:

Nevermind, just managed to improvise with a jar opener :P

And the cat doing that wouldn't surprise me.

 Cats can be really evil that way!   :kitten:

Not just that way recently I have come to the conclusion they are evil in every way
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2011, 08:54:39 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 08:53:09 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 06:43:49 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on July 21, 2011, 05:57:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on July 21, 2011, 05:50:08 AM
Can't drink my Aspall, no bottle opener in the house ???

 Maybe the cat took it.  :chin:

Nevermind, just managed to improvise with a jar opener :P

And the cat doing that wouldn't surprise me.

 Cats can be really evil that way!   :kitten:

Not just that way recently I have come to the conclusion they are evil in every way

  :lol:   I love cats but they can freeze your blood with that disdainful stare they sometimes give!
« Last Edit: July 21, 2011, 08:59:41 AM by couldbecousin »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2011, 08:56:52 AM »
Our cats have really been on my nerves lately.  One crapped in the bath tub last night :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2011, 08:59:06 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 08:56:52 AM
Our cats have really been on my nerves lately.  One crapped in the bath tub last night :zombiefuck:

 Ewww...maybe the boxes need more frequent changing!  :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2011, 09:05:18 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 08:56:52 AM
Our cats have really been on my nerves lately.  One crapped in the bath tub last night :zombiefuck:

 Ewww...maybe the boxes need more frequent changing!  :sick:

They are not bad at the moment need to kick more of the cats out of the house
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2011, 09:06:31 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 09:05:18 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 08:56:52 AM
Our cats have really been on my nerves lately.  One crapped in the bath tub last night :zombiefuck:

 Ewww...maybe the boxes need more frequent changing!  :sick:

They are not bad at the moment need to kick more of the cats out of the house

 How many cats do you have at the moment?
 
            :cat:  :kitten: :flo: :kitten: :cat:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2011, 09:10:09 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 09:05:18 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 21, 2011, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: parts on July 21, 2011, 08:56:52 AM
Our cats have really been on my nerves lately.  One crapped in the bath tub last night :zombiefuck:

 Ewww...maybe the boxes need more frequent changing!  :sick:

They are not bad at the moment need to kick more of the cats out of the house

 How many cats do you have at the moment?
 
            :cat:  :kitten: :flo: :kitten: :cat:
Six :zombiefuck:  Not my choice.  Including two that go outside.  My wife commented the other day she wished we lived near a real busy street :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2011, 07:58:26 PM »
...got a charley horse
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #55 on: July 22, 2011, 09:58:10 PM »
Is that like a horse that is a binge drinker and sleeps with hookers and loses his #1 rated sitcom?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #56 on: July 22, 2011, 09:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on July 22, 2011, 09:58:10 PM
Is that like a horse that is a binge drinker and sleeps with hookers and loses his #1 rated sitcom?

No, the horse is smarter and has more talent.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2011, 04:29:07 AM »
Shaving is a pain in the arse.  I use an electric shaver, but I still manage to cut myself with it sometimes in my rush to get the shaving over with and out of the way, and today I removed 1mm² of skin from the side of my nose, of all places.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2011, 05:43:07 AM »
I just wrote before how I didn't have a headache and now I do have one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2011, 05:44:30 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 23, 2011, 05:43:07 AM
I just wrote before how I didn't have a headache and now I do have one.

 I hope it will soon pass.  :hug:
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