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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18705 on: April 22, 2024, 10:47:01 PM »
I feel sorry for stupid people, because to me in the real world, they're the reality equavilent of the Pakleds from Star Trek.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18706 on: April 24, 2024, 01:38:27 PM »
Crushed the tip of my middle finger between a giant saw blade and the floor of my van.  It was bad enough that I felt faint for a few minutes
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18707 on: April 24, 2024, 02:55:10 PM »
I don't want that fucking troll anywhere near me  :grrr:

I guess I have to ghost some people again  :'(

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18708 on: April 24, 2024, 08:16:14 PM »
Crushed the tip of my middle finger between a giant saw blade and the floor of my van.  It was bad enough that I felt faint for a few minutes

There's something about shots to the bone like that in places that don't have muscle. Once when I was a kid we were parked on an incline; gravity caused the door to swing shut and it slammed on my elbow. Nothing was broken but I instantly threw up and felt like I was going to pass out. :aff:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18709 on: April 24, 2024, 08:35:09 PM »
I would definitely feel better if I threw an actual pie at someone.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18710 on: April 25, 2024, 01:43:52 AM »
Crushed the tip of my middle finger between a giant saw blade and the floor of my van.  It was bad enough that I felt faint for a few minutes
There's something about shots to the bone like that in places that don't have muscle. Once when I was a kid we were parked on an incline; gravity caused the door to swing shut and it slammed on my elbow. Nothing was broken but I instantly threw up and felt like I was going to pass out. :aff:
Injuries like those tend to make you hyperventilate so you feel faint. When I broke my arm, no such thing happened so I thought I was fine at first. But I remember being at the skating rink as a kid and falling over. Someone going past ran over my fingers. I looked at them and saw that blood had come out of the ends because they'd been squashed flat. A friend had to help me up and to the chairs off to the side. I sure did hyperventilate!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18711 on: April 25, 2024, 12:27:50 PM »
I always avoid going outside by myself when the weather was cold and icy :( That's when my worst injury happened... I know it's only been 11 years, but I don't want another incident where I scream.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18712 on: April 28, 2024, 01:03:36 AM »
A bit misogynistic and beyond the pale, but what can you do when he gets likes and laughs. 99% of his friends list is widowed 80 year old trad-wives (sometimes they're even as young as 70!/sarcasm)  :tard:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18713 on: April 28, 2024, 03:10:09 PM »
Fire Alarm went off -___-

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18714 on: May 05, 2024, 03:51:40 PM »
Knee pain
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18715 on: May 05, 2024, 06:11:03 PM »
 :o Overthinking

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18716 on: May 06, 2024, 12:33:58 PM »
Normality sucks!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18717 on: May 07, 2024, 07:01:53 AM »
Heaps of people at the dance social I attended on Saturday have tested positive for Covid. Just what this girl with no sick leave left wants to hear :facepalm:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18718 on: May 07, 2024, 07:34:07 AM »
^ I hope you don't get Covid. I've been lucky to miss it so far. Kayleigh's friend had it and wisely decided not to turn up to their own games day. A couple of people at work have had it for the second time.

Have you already had it, Charlotte?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18719 on: May 07, 2024, 08:46:18 AM »
^ I hope you don't get Covid. I've been lucky to miss it so far. Kayleigh's friend had it and wisely decided not to turn up to their own games day. A couple of people at work have had it for the second time.

Have you already had it, Charlotte?

I haven't had it yet as far as I'm aware. I suck at doing the nasal swab tests, so I could have false negative results in the past for all I know.
I still don't know what made me so sick 2 months ago. Didn't seem like Covid though as didn't have the sore throat and nasal congestion.