Just one quick bitch, part two

[Charlotte Quin]

Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

[Genesis]

Dad's old dog obviously hates me

[renaeden]

Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

That's something to consider, since my hair is long and it gets everywhere.

[Genesis]

I got called handsome by a girl the other day... problem is, I have a hard time knowing if it's genuine.

[conlang returns]

I have a pretty severe headache. 

[rock hound]

Political phone calls and texts are back!   

[Genesis]

I'm depressed

[renaeden]

I got called handsome by a girl the other day... problem is, I have a hard time knowing if it's genuine.

You are pretty handsome, going by photos you've posted. Absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look.

[conlang returns]

Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

Are there fifty dollar vaccuums in this day and age?  Where do you get one?  Does kmart still exist?  I haven't seen a kmart anywhere in years

[Charlotte Quin]

Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

Are there fifty dollar vaccuums in this day and age?  Where do you get one?  Does kmart still exist?  I haven't seen a kmart anywhere in years

Kmart in Australia I mean. There's one in every large regional town almost. This $50 one very basic, just a 2000W bagless barrel vacuum with a basic vacuum head, an upholstery attachment and a crevice attachment.

[Genesis]

MAGA really needs to die

[odeon]

Yeah. It won't, though. Not anytime soon.

[Genesis]

Yeah. It won't, though. Not anytime soon.

 

[rock hound]

Yeah. It won't, though. Not anytime soon.

One can hope!   

[Genesis]

I'm scared