Just one quick bitch, part two

[DirtDawg]

I am not going to call my sweet "Lucille" a POS, but she is abandoning me one fail at a time. It's getting to the point I have a hard time keeping up.

She is actually Ok with me starting to look at younger girls, so far.
She is "Lucille III"  if I am to be most honest.
Lucille II was destroyed a day after she got me home safely from Texas a few years ago. Sitting at a highway stop light, some massive wreck happened right in front of all of us stopped and the car next to me (was worse trashed) took out her front axles and most of the pretty parts up front.

I am now working on replacing Lucille III. I just hope she takes all this the right way. I need a younger girl to drive where everything still works right.

I love my car, but she is getting a bit long in the teeth. I have not been able to find Lucille IV that I can afford yet.

[DirtDawg]

Yep, I name all my cars. My sweet daily drivers for years have all been "My Lucille" and that won't change soon.

My Hot Rod Chevelle is a boy, though. His name is Harley Damn. I bought him after seeing that the meanest Harley Davidson motorcycle (you know, motorcycles usually beat the shit out of cars, right?) around could not keep up with this BIGFOOT beast. He earned his name that night and a couple of months later he was mine.
Four miles to the gallon, but who's counting?
Get back to the track and he burns six gallons in a quarter mile, but then, who's counting?
 

My drag racing bones have thinned some in my age. I just love having the boy around. Just having one of the coolest cars I always wanted is almost enough.

Unfortunately, the way things have stack up against us lately, I might have to start thinking about re-homing Harley Damn.
I hate this.
I have always wanted a Chevelle. But he is quite valuable and liquid funds are running low while hospital bills will be climbing soon like rocket fuel was behind them.

[renaeden]

My Mazda Astina "Tina" is a 1994 model. I've been driving her for 22 years. I'm saving for a newer car but saving is going oh so slowly.

[Phlexor]

We have a Toyota Kluger (Highlander to those in the US) that we call Freddy. Freddy Kluger, get it? duh.....

[Charlotte Quin]

My car, Herman [the HEMI], is staying right where he is.
Dunno what I'd do if the worst happened and if I had to replace him. The exorbitant used car prices these days means he's under-insured.

[renaeden]

Yeah! I've been looking at used cars and their prices have gone right up. It's going to take me forever to save.

[odeon]

It's really quiet here, where is everyone?

Real Life (TM)

Sorry. I've had way too much to do lately.

[odeon]

Salman Rushdie attacked in New York... and somehow my Dad says "Not a good dude"

Salman or the attacker?

[odeon]

Jesus. I never knew that about kidney stones. Only thing I knew is that passing them can be more painful than childbirth. So I've been told by my mum.

No childbirths to compare with but both of mine were hell on earth.

[rock hound]

So I get disturbed by the door bell ringing, I run downstairs.......no one there.  Then this young "lady" comes running and asks, "Do you have a wi-fi I can use?"  Red flags go up, alarm bells ring, I answer, "No, that's for us and our daughter!"  And she goes running off.  I realize I should have asked "Why?", but, it's 4:45 pm and she is someone I have never seen in our area.  So I called the local PD to ask their advice and this being Friday night in Rochester NH, they are busy as hell.  Yes, I am a bit paranoid about scams and revealing personal data to strangers.  This is the second one in a couple of months thats been dodgy.   

[odeon]

I'd say no, too. I might ask why but I'd probably say no anyway. Most people carry the internet in their pockets.

[DirtDawg]

Always say, "No!"  It's a simple thing.

[Parts]

My joints feel watery

[renaeden]

My joints feel watery

That sounds like an odd sensation.

[rock hound]

I'd say no, too. I might ask why but I'd probably say no anyway. Most people carry the internet in their pockets.

Exactly.  It's always best to say no to things like this.