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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14850 on: March 07, 2019, 12:44:19 AM »
Ugh. I hope it isn't a kidney stone. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14851 on: March 07, 2019, 12:33:56 PM »

I just do not get why a "man" turning twenty years of age wants a shark toy looking full body pillow.

Mine will be 20 in another week. He's just now taking an interest in wanting his driving permit. I remember waiting by the door the day after I hit 16.  :laugh:
I learned to drive a tractor when I was nine. By the next year I was driving a huge four ton cotton truck down the fields following the newfangled cotton picker thingy. I was ready to drive way before I was old enough to do so legally.

But I had my leraner's permit a few days after I turned fifteen and the day I turned sixteen, I had already taken my test with the State Police, just waiting until my license came in the mail. It came about five days after my birthday.
With my job, I had already bought a car that I had to wait to drive.

My son has a learner's permit.  My daughter does not. He was all gung ho about a year ago to go through this "rite of passage" and just lost interest after he had his official state identity.
My daughter is a better "learning driver" than he is but she will not even go and get her permit.

I have trouble understanding. To me at that age, driving on my own was the first step toward "FREEDOM" as William Wallace put it.

Cars, dirt bikes, tractors...couldn't keep me away. Something about the smell of gas and oil and the sound of a motor.

I remember driving a full size asphalt roller when I was around 11 or 12...older type you had to steer with a lever. Guys used to joke with me "you want to try driving this?"..."oh hell yeah...start it up."...."but you can't see over the dash?"..."I'll get a pillow." >:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14852 on: March 08, 2019, 06:49:47 PM »
Kidney stone :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14853 on: March 08, 2019, 08:08:03 PM »
Sorry to hear that. Those hurt like a motherfucker.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14854 on: March 08, 2019, 09:04:13 PM »
Kidney stone :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
My mum has had kidney problems all her life and she said passing kidney stones hurts more than giving birth.

I don't know what either of those is like but I hope yours passes quickly, Parts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14855 on: March 09, 2019, 04:07:23 AM »
Kidney stone :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Ouch. I hope it passes quickly.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14856 on: March 09, 2019, 06:58:08 AM »
I hope it passes quickly too,  it's moved some and might have broken up a bit  I now have two areas that pain me
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14857 on: March 09, 2019, 10:02:28 AM »
Headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14858 on: March 09, 2019, 06:04:59 PM »
Odeon- sorry to hear about the headache. I've been drinking ginger tea recently as a preventative. Not sure it works...but its supposed to dilate blood vessels or something. I have not verified this at all....personally, I am hoping for a placebo effect.

Parts- oh geesh man that sounds rough! Best of luck, I hope it passes quickly for you.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14859 on: March 11, 2019, 04:40:44 PM »
Pain is easing a bit at least I can drive again.

 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14860 on: March 11, 2019, 10:44:09 PM »
Glad to hear it. I've only experienced kidney stones once but that was more than enough. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14861 on: March 18, 2019, 06:06:01 AM »
We're meant to get some electrician come in our house and test stuff. I don't know if it's just our trip switches or every bloody power point. Whatever it is, I don't really want it to happen. I don't like people I don't know in the house and neither does Kayleigh.

So we're thinking of not being home when they come. But this does mean that I have to ring them and organise a time for them to do their checks. I'm thinking the day of our next inspection, which is in early April. I'd be ok with that (grudgingly) because people are coming to the house anyway.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14862 on: April 01, 2019, 11:36:47 PM »
Just had the inspection. The lady who did it didn't even look at the backyard where I spent a lot of time yesterday tidying up and sweeping up leaves. I'm quite proud of my effort and it wasn't even seen.

She didn't go into the bathroom or toilet either.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14863 on: April 02, 2019, 06:42:14 AM »
My oldest cat shat on my bed and the floor of my room last night :zombiefuck:
Thankfully it didn't quite soak all the way through the mattress protector, but now I have a mountain of manchester to wash and a not big enough washing machine to do it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14864 on: April 02, 2019, 01:45:49 PM »
Coming down with something. I have a sore throat. :-\
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