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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14730 on: January 12, 2019, 07:18:22 AM »
There was a boobs-out protest near where I work this morning. And I didn't find out until after it was over.
:lol1:

It's legal for women to go topless on Canada but nobody actually does it.

Ironically the protest was demanding Australia grant asylum to the Saudi teen trapped in BKK, fleeing her family and almost certain death if forced to return home. The Saudi teen decided to go to Canada instead, where getting one's boobs out is legal.

Is that where she's ending up? Last I had heard was that Canada or Australia were both options. We'll happily take her but the poor thing will have the shock of her life the first winter. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14731 on: January 12, 2019, 07:23:03 AM »

Oh, getting him to help me finish chopping the vegetables was step two of his psychological recovery.

The soup is on!

  Life goes on!  :viking:   I hope the finger heals quickly.  Finger pain sucks!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14732 on: January 12, 2019, 08:18:57 AM »

Oh, getting him to help me finish chopping the vegetables was step two of his psychological recovery.

The soup is on!

  Life goes on!  :viking:   I hope the finger heals quickly.  Finger pain sucks!

Totally fine.
It has closed up and scabbed over quite well overnight. Not bending it yet, though. Got to get some vitamin E on the scab first to promote flexibility.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14733 on: January 14, 2019, 04:54:41 AM »
Not flies, but, did you know that in some tropical jungle regions where they rely on traditional medicine, natives use ants to stitch wounds? using large ants with big scything curved jaws, army ant type beasties, they force the ant to bite into the tissue on either side of the wound, and then twist it , until they twist it's body off, applying further ants as necessary until sufficient have been used to hold the wound closed.

Not the most scrupulously hygienic clinical practice, granted, but ingenious when that sort of thing is what you have to work with.


My quick bitch-Damn well went and missed part of my morning morphine shot. Not much of it, only a fraction of a ml, had located the vein just fine, administered part of the dose for this morning, then due to my hand shaking slightly for a moment, accidentally pulled out or partially so, and during relocating it to make sure I was inside the vein again properly, accidentally managed to put a few units in below the skin, quite obvious immediately after as it causes a little bump to develop, and really hurts, a lot more than such a tiny injury ought to, the histamine release makes it swell a lot too. And damnit, I can't find my steroid ointment. I KNOW it's around here somewhere, I remember using it just a day or two ago....but I can't find the little shit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14734 on: January 14, 2019, 07:29:01 AM »
  I just bought that phone charger a couple of months ago and already, quite suddenly, the part that
   plugs into the phone keeps falling out.  So cheap. So shabby.  Now I have to get another one.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14735 on: January 14, 2019, 11:52:54 AM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14736 on: January 14, 2019, 03:32:21 PM »
Now the windscreen washers on my car are dying. Filled up the fluid reservoir and no difference. Either the jets are clogged with waterscale or something or the washer pump is on it's way out. Thankfully not worth driving to the dealer for as the parts are piss cheap (spend more on petrol getting there).

Aren't there any reputable mechanics in your town??

Dealerships tend to be overpriced and many even rip off their customers (at least here in the US).

It would seem to me there has to be an alternative.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14737 on: January 14, 2019, 08:41:50 PM »
  I just bought that phone charger a couple of months ago and already, quite suddenly, the part that
   plugs into the phone keeps falling out.  So cheap. So shabby.  Now I have to get another one.  :facepalm2:

If your phone uses the old standard (Micro USB) to connect to the phone, then you probably just need a better quality replacement cable. The actual wall wart part is most likely fine.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14738 on: January 15, 2019, 05:46:41 AM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?

  :lol1:   Or something like that.  It's a cheap piece of junk, is what it is.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14739 on: January 15, 2019, 07:14:24 AM »
Carol Channing died this morning. I liked her.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14740 on: January 15, 2019, 02:01:57 PM »
I assume this was a third-party charger?

  :lol1:   Or something like that.  It's a cheap piece of junk, is what it is.  :P

Get a proper one. The fake ones catch fire and stuff.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14741 on: January 15, 2019, 06:09:34 PM »
Still have one person I worked for last year who has not paid me yet
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14742 on: January 15, 2019, 09:45:51 PM »
Carol Channing died this morning. I liked her.

I hadn't seen her on TV or heard about her for so long, I guess I would have assumed that she had passed away 10 or 20 years ago.

97 is a pretty good age.

I know there are some other people who were famous long before I was born who are still kicking. Kirk Douglas and Olivia De Havilland are both past a century now.

Vera Lynn, who sang "White Cliffs of Dover" during WW2, is turning 102 in March.

Doris Day is 96. When I was a kid she already seemed like someone from the olden days.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14743 on: January 16, 2019, 06:35:26 AM »
Yeah Channing stayed out of the public eye for the last while. She had two strokes recently.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14744 on: January 16, 2019, 03:11:38 PM »
My arms are sore from work
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