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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14325 on: August 19, 2018, 04:47:05 PM »
Can't be worse than glen's vodka. Now that stuff is awful even the smell makes me gag. Could use that stuff to melt the enamel off the bowl of  a shitter,  after the drinker throws it up in disgust. Even the  smell makes me  think taking up being a homeless bum and drinking methylated spirit out of a paper bag whilst barking at passing cats would be a preferable alternative.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14326 on: August 22, 2018, 12:49:33 AM »
I ate a really hot potato about 5 days ago and got some trapped inside my mouth - upper left between the gum and my cheek. After I spat it out, I felt like I had done damage. Sure enough, when I looked in the mirror at it, there was a blister there. I've never done anything like that before.

My gum has mostly healed now. Still fairly sensitive. But the tooth below the burn has gone grey. That's what I'm really worried about. It's not loose or sensitive and I can chew and brush there just fine. But it's grey.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14327 on: August 22, 2018, 01:04:38 AM »
I ate a really hot potato about 5 days ago and got some trapped inside my mouth - upper left between the gum and my cheek. After I spat it out, I felt like I had done damage. Sure enough, when I looked in the mirror at it, there was a blister there. I've never done anything like that before.

My gum has mostly healed now. Still fairly sensitive. But the tooth below the burn has gone grey. That's what I'm really worried about. It's not loose or sensitive and I can chew and brush there just fine. But it's grey.

Ugh, nasty.  Should wait until it cooled down.

Was it a jacket potato?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14328 on: August 22, 2018, 04:17:33 AM »
There is a "friend" of mine who's autistic child was forced to remove his shoes and weigh himself in front of his eighth grade class. Everyone else did this but this kid does not take his shoes off. It is the school's great idea to assess all students as to body fat content. Weighing everyone was a part of this. He was forced to do this with everyone else, despite his objections.

This kid is a bean pole and NOT fat. That is not the problem. He just can not be barefoot.

Now he refuses to go to school ever again.
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Fucked up!  I wonder where his counselor was during this personal assault.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14329 on: August 22, 2018, 04:24:26 AM »
There is a "friend" of mine who's autistic child was forced to remove his shoes and weigh himself in front of his eighth grade class. Everyone else did this but this kid does not take his shoes off. It is the school's great idea to assess all students as to body fat content. Weighing everyone was a part of this. He was forced to do this with everyone else, despite his objections.


Why don't they mind their own business?

This is a doctor's thing, not a school thing.  Teach the kids, don't examine them.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14330 on: August 22, 2018, 01:08:18 PM »
It's only 9 PM and it's already dark outside. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14331 on: August 22, 2018, 01:39:54 PM »
There is a "friend" of mine who's autistic child was forced to remove his shoes and weigh himself in front of his eighth grade class. Everyone else did this but this kid does not take his shoes off. It is the school's great idea to assess all students as to body fat content. Weighing everyone was a part of this. He was forced to do this with everyone else, despite his objections.


Why don't they mind their own business?

This is a doctor's thing, not a school thing.  Teach the kids, don't examine them.

It goes along with our last First Lady's health initiative which has ruined school lunches and made them inedible to most kids. What kid wants to eat a wilty salad when they really want a cardboard pizza, FFS?
Admittedly, teaching them to make healthful choices at an early age is good, but it should fall to the parents, not the state run schools.
The school gets a bit of a "grant" for this crap. A greater percentage of participation is a larger funding level, despite actual attendance or size of the schools.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14332 on: August 22, 2018, 01:44:19 PM »
What kid wants to eat a wilty salad when they really want a cardboard pizza, FFS?

Kids that go to posh schools?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14333 on: August 22, 2018, 03:51:31 PM »
What kid wants to eat a wilty salad when they really want a cardboard pizza, FFS?

Kids that go to posh schools?

Sorry, you lost me. Around here, "posh schools"  do not have wilty salads or cardboard pizza.

Many problems arise with this plan. First is fresh vegetables, cut yesterday, which spent too long on the refrigeration truck while a barely competent, carefree staff is actually trying to get eight or nine hundred kids fed in the hour and a half allowed for lunch.

Another funny consequence of all this crap is that a school does not get credit for having a "school day"  if the kids do not get a healthy lunch  (I know that that usage is incorrect and it should be healthful, but that is what they call it now   ---  "Angels and ministers of grace defend us!"). Considering this new issue, on an early release day, some of the kids have their lunch at nine AM, FFS!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14334 on: August 22, 2018, 03:57:27 PM »
Sorry, you lost me. Around here, "posh schools"  do not have wilty salads or cardboard pizza.

Posh means posh.  Well beyond your means or mine.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14335 on: August 22, 2018, 04:02:44 PM »
Back to the "quick bitch"  that started me along this trek with the health thing:

My "friend's" son has agreed to go back to school tomorrow, but no more taking his shoes off.  (Of course, he takes his shoes off when going to bed, but they buy him bed shoes to keep him comfortable while he sleeps.)

I think of how lucky/blessed I am sometimes. I never had to call out a fifteen year old for hiding dirty diapers under or inside cabinets, neither of mine ever just took off wandering, mine never put food they do not like behind the couch, etc, etc.  Feeling lucky, maybe THAT is what "friends" are for.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14336 on: August 22, 2018, 04:04:35 PM »
Sorry, you lost me. Around here, "posh schools"  do not have wilty salads or cardboard pizza.

Posh means posh.  Well beyond your means or mine.

I understand the word and yes we do have posh schools here, but they are mostly down in the city or out near a university campus.
Local private schools are hardly posh.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14337 on: August 22, 2018, 04:10:01 PM »
I understand the word and yes we do have posh schools here, but they are mostly down in the city or out near a university campus. Local private schools are hardly posh.

I remember reading the lunch menu from an elite English private school and thinking... "yeah, I'd eat that!".  Mind you, I'd eat any old shite as long as it's nice-tasting shite.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14338 on: August 22, 2018, 04:12:13 PM »
Back to the "quick bitch"  that started me along this trek with the health thing:

Can't the "friend" get him comfortable shoes to wear?  Then he'll stop doing it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #14339 on: August 22, 2018, 04:40:20 PM »
Back to the "quick bitch"  that started me along this trek with the health thing:

Can't the "friend" get him comfortable shoes to wear?  Then he'll stop doing it.

Not so easy. This is a real thing.  :asthing:

Hey, another example of how lucky I am; my seventeen year old daughter is terrified of the dark. This is a real thing. She sleeps with her lights on. We make compromises for her and adjustments to our routines in order for her to focus on more emergent happenstances of the day.
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