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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13650 on: October 24, 2017, 04:33:19 AM »
I just went to pick up one of the two bottles of coke (proper coke mind you, none of that 'zero' or sugar free or diet bollocks.) bought the other day and found an unsmoked cigar hiding behind one of them, the rest hidden from sight by a plastic bag. Thats two full tins of (albeit one of the two are the less preferred mild blues) cafe creme minis, that I found in coat pockets yesterday plus a single cigar of the same brand, that I don't know the kind of, and won't be able to tell if its a mild, or the original, stronger ones I prefer. Either way, its a cigar I didn't know I had and as such a welcome little surprise.

Now if only I could find my damn isopropanolic anhydrous hydrogen chloride bottle, for when I'll be 'a'wantin' to salt something later, if things go as I wish them to go despite the reaction I have in mind hating me, as much as I despise IT. Which in this case, is really saying something.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13651 on: October 24, 2017, 07:47:21 PM »
Maybe if you're lucky, you'll find a hidden mattress too (I had to make the joke since QV isn't here to do it) :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13652 on: October 24, 2017, 08:00:47 PM »
Oh thats just fucking wonderful. Now I've got TWO of 'em...:autism:

One was quite enough. I prefer you as the normal (no offense, I mean, normal for a misskitty) you. Not the one obsessed with mattresses. I don't need a buggering mattress if QV didn't get that already. Not enough to spend probably around £80-100 on one when that would buy me some nice new technology:P

When there is a choice between the two, the tech upgrades are coming first every time. And I am just fine sleeping on the sofa. There's even the space for the laptop, folded 3/4 closed or so to keep the light out, at least enough so the blindfold I sleep wearing cuts it all out and the computer keeping something to sleep to, like some katatonia, otep, khanate, rammstein maybe, disturbed, or a latest favourite, chimaira blasting out to lull me to seep. And yes it helps me sleep. Always have found loud, pounding metal and tech-metal-industrial to help me get to sleep.

And what do you mean QV ain't here? she alright? something hasn't happened to her or the PR has it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13653 on: October 24, 2017, 08:03:52 PM »
No, she's fine. I just meant she wasn't online when you posted that.

And TBH, it doesn't matter to me what you spend your money on and whether you choose to buy a mattress or not. It was just too good of a moment to pass up bugging you about. ;)


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13654 on: October 24, 2017, 08:12:53 PM »
I figured that much out. I did it all by myself too. Whaddya take me for? some sort of spazz kanner's fucker ? :autism:
Thats MISTER aut-tard to you missy :D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13655 on: October 24, 2017, 09:25:35 PM »
I fucking hate mornings.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13656 on: October 25, 2017, 01:32:39 AM »
Anybody who does not is at least somewhat suspect until proved otherwise of potentially being the antichrist to come.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13657 on: October 25, 2017, 10:16:53 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 24, 2017, 09:25:35 PM
I fucking hate mornings.
Your mattress is probably too good, you not wanting to get out of bed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13658 on: October 25, 2017, 10:18:36 AM »
I start liking mornings more and more. Getting up early has the world as quiet as in the night. But with me not to exhausted to enjoy it.

Yup, morphing into a morning person, slowly.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13659 on: October 25, 2017, 12:13:09 PM »
I prefer to be up at night. Its nice and quiet, its cooler in temperature and scarcely a soul around, for when one wants to be doing what one likes to do and not be disturbed. That way a man can peacefully go to work upon whatever projects he wishes to pursue within his laboratory and not be bothered by people around.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13660 on: October 25, 2017, 12:54:14 PM »
Went fishing with a big magnet to see what has been lost by a boat ramp and it got stuck maybe six feet down on some rocks have to go back tomorrow at low tide to see if I can retrieve it
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13661 on: October 25, 2017, 07:26:05 PM »
Niggling sinus feeling.  Hope it won't turn into a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13662 on: October 29, 2017, 02:33:26 PM »
LED work shop light in my basement failed after little more than a year so much for the 20,000 hours it was supposed to last :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13663 on: October 29, 2017, 04:17:04 PM »
That's a quick death for a LED light. My first is from before 2009 and it's still working. Main light in the living room, so gets use quite a lot.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13664 on: October 29, 2017, 04:19:39 PM »
I should not have had wine with dinner, and certainly not a second glass.
Blood racing through my veins. I can't sleep.
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