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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13470 on: September 20, 2017, 05:55:13 PM »
Ew thats just nasty Parts.

Although just because somebody is 30 and/or unemployed doesn't mean its her that left it there. Could have been anybody in the area that threw it there. So kind of pre-judging the neighbor guilty isn't it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13471 on: September 21, 2017, 08:31:04 AM »
Ew thats just nasty Parts.

Although just because somebody is 30 and/or unemployed doesn't mean its her that left it there. Could have been anybody in the area that threw it there. So kind of pre-judging the neighbor guilty isn't it?

The driveways are in between our two houses with only a two foot grass strip between them someone would have had to walk up the driveway about 30 feet then another 10 between her minivan and my trailer then bent down to toss them under the back of it which is up against a fence.  What I am wondering about was who she was with the only guy that ever is over there is her brother in law who lives in the house on the other side of mine with her sister their two kids and her uncle and aunt( way too many people for such a small house IMO).
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13472 on: September 21, 2017, 06:07:45 PM »
Maybe it wasn't a woman and it was men having driveway butt secks.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13473 on: September 21, 2017, 06:11:35 PM »
Ew thats just nasty Parts.

Although just because somebody is 30 and/or unemployed doesn't mean its her that left it there. Could have been anybody in the area that threw it there. So kind of pre-judging the neighbor guilty isn't it?

The driveways are in between our two houses with only a two foot grass strip between them someone would have had to walk up the driveway about 30 feet then another 10 between her minivan and my trailer then bent down to toss them under the back of it which is up against a fence.  What I am wondering about was who she was with the only guy that ever is over there is her brother in law who lives in the house on the other side of mine with her sister their two kids and her uncle and aunt( way too many people for such a small house IMO).

Sounds like kids. We had a garage next to the neighbors garage at the other house, Maybe 2 foot gap between the two...it seemed to be a favorite spot.  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13474 on: September 21, 2017, 06:38:42 PM »
Parts, were the condoms gopher or human sized?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13475 on: September 21, 2017, 11:10:18 PM »
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13476 on: September 21, 2017, 11:11:58 PM »
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13477 on: September 21, 2017, 11:12:34 PM »
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

I thought QV was wondering. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13478 on: September 21, 2017, 11:14:02 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13479 on: September 22, 2017, 09:14:59 AM »
Does a gopher fit inside a condom?
Asking for a friend? :laugh:

I thought QV was wondering. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13480 on: September 22, 2017, 10:40:41 AM »
Ew thats just nasty Parts.

Although just because somebody is 30 and/or unemployed doesn't mean its her that left it there. Could have been anybody in the area that threw it there. So kind of pre-judging the neighbor guilty isn't it?

The driveways are in between our two houses with only a two foot grass strip between them someone would have had to walk up the driveway about 30 feet then another 10 between her minivan and my trailer then bent down to toss them under the back of it which is up against a fence.  What I am wondering about was who she was with the only guy that ever is over there is her brother in law who lives in the house on the other side of mine with her sister their two kids and her uncle and aunt( way too many people for such a small house IMO).

Sounds like kids. We had a garage next to the neighbors garage at the other house, Maybe 2 foot gap between the two...it seemed to be a favorite spot.  :zombiefuck:
That spot makes sense. Yesterday seeing one lying on the way to the busstop didn't. Cold windy stretch, outside the village, no shelter from wind or sight. Only merciless lantern lights and two roads.

I have a habit of picking up litter walking to the bus. I left this lying where it was.  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13481 on: September 22, 2017, 12:28:36 PM »
Ew thats just nasty Parts.

Although just because somebody is 30 and/or unemployed doesn't mean its her that left it there. Could have been anybody in the area that threw it there. So kind of pre-judging the neighbor guilty isn't it?

The driveways are in between our two houses with only a two foot grass strip between them someone would have had to walk up the driveway about 30 feet then another 10 between her minivan and my trailer then bent down to toss them under the back of it which is up against a fence.  What I am wondering about was who she was with the only guy that ever is over there is her brother in law who lives in the house on the other side of mine with her sister their two kids and her uncle and aunt( way too many people for such a small house IMO).

Sounds like kids. We had a garage next to the neighbors garage at the other house, Maybe 2 foot gap between the two...it seemed to be a favorite spot.  :zombiefuck:
That spot makes sense. Yesterday seeing one lying on the way to the busstop didn't. Cold windy stretch, outside the village, no shelter from wind or sight. Only merciless lantern lights and two roads.

I have a habit of picking up litter walking to the bus. I left this lying where it was.  :M

Thrown from a car window on the way home. ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13482 on: September 22, 2017, 12:44:33 PM »
Needed a fair bit of wind to get it there, but plausible.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13483 on: September 22, 2017, 02:35:22 PM »
Ew thats just nasty Parts.

Although just because somebody is 30 and/or unemployed doesn't mean its her that left it there. Could have been anybody in the area that threw it there. So kind of pre-judging the neighbor guilty isn't it?

The driveways are in between our two houses with only a two foot grass strip between them someone would have had to walk up the driveway about 30 feet then another 10 between her minivan and my trailer then bent down to toss them under the back of it which is up against a fence.  What I am wondering about was who she was with the only guy that ever is over there is her brother in law who lives in the house on the other side of mine with her sister their two kids and her uncle and aunt( way too many people for such a small house IMO).

Sounds like kids. We had a garage next to the neighbors garage at the other house, Maybe 2 foot gap between the two...it seemed to be a favorite spot.  :zombiefuck:

Pretty sure it was her,  back when she was drinking she used to throw those little nipper bottles over the fence all the time I was even in the back yard a few times when I saw them sailing over the fence.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13484 on: September 22, 2017, 05:40:55 PM »
It's 12:40 at night and the party is still going at the cricket club. I wish people would try to have fun more quietly.
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