A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Why is it that mornings are so awful?
The beans I bought today were awful. What a waste of time and energy, taking the tips off, checking for threads, breaking them in two, boiling them and then getting extremely disappointed at how they turn out. I love good fresh green beans. Not the first time I bought a batch like this in this shop. Will not buy them fresh again for a long time. Uhhhm, that means I will not buy green beans for a long long time, because local shop now doesn't sell frozen beans anymore, only in pots. That's like buying snot with the shape of beans.
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PMWhy is it that mornings are so awful?Because they are mornings, and mornings suck. Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings.
I was able to enjoy 1 small batch of tender young green beans before the groundhog found them.I hope they gave him gas.
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 07:35:16 AMQuote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PMWhy is it that mornings are so awful?Because they are mornings, and mornings suck. Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings. Kill them. Kill them all.
Quote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 02:47:16 PMI was able to enjoy 1 small batch of tender young green beans before the groundhog found them.I hope they gave him gas. Gassy Gary gopher guts!
Quote from: odeon on July 27, 2017, 12:11:32 AMQuote from: Icequeen on July 26, 2017, 07:35:16 AMQuote from: odeon on July 25, 2017, 11:45:40 PMWhy is it that mornings are so awful?Because they are mornings, and mornings suck. Unless you are one of those insane weirdos like my SO that love mornings. Kill them. Kill them all.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I've already had one kitchen cupboard door barred shut, now my younger kitty can get the other one open and I had to stop him by putting sticky tape over the door He'll be opening the fridge next!!