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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12135 on: December 03, 2016, 12:25:24 PM »
After attending my first cousin's wedding in October, I now find I'm not invited to his sister's wedding in March. I wonder what I did to piss them all off :orly:

  Maybe nothing.  Maybe this wedding is budgeted for fewer guests.  :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12136 on: December 03, 2016, 01:20:43 PM »
  I'm so bored today.  Nothing seems much worth doing.  Nothing tastes good.  :jaded:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12137 on: December 03, 2016, 01:37:47 PM »
Keep getting the "check is in the mail'" line on an account that is 45 days out on $1750
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12138 on: December 03, 2016, 01:42:05 PM »
Keep getting the "check is in the mail'" line on an account that is 45 days out on $1750

  Maybe you need to send someone to collect.  :dino:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12139 on: December 03, 2016, 03:15:10 PM »
After attending my first cousin's wedding in October, I now find I'm not invited to his sister's wedding in March. I wonder what I did to piss them all off :orly:

  Maybe nothing.  Maybe this wedding is budgeted for fewer guests.  :dunno:

...or you committed wedding sin #1....you looked better than the bride. :LOL:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12140 on: December 03, 2016, 11:59:31 PM »
After attending my first cousin's wedding in October, I now find I'm not invited to his sister's wedding in March. I wonder what I did to piss them all off :orly:

  Maybe nothing.  Maybe this wedding is budgeted for fewer guests.  :dunno:

...or you committed wedding sin #1....your car looked better than the bride. :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12141 on: December 04, 2016, 06:37:05 AM »
Oh well whatever. At the moment it appears I'm the only member of my immediate family not invited lol. Mum already had the accommodation booked on the presumption that we'd all be going but now she has to change the booking to include one less person (pretty shitty that my mum still intends to go but oh well).

The bride at my cousins wedding arrived in a Jag (a recent model, the one that looks like an FGX Ford Falcon from the rear *trolling odeon*). Anyway they didn't see my car, we caught public transport to both the wedding and the family reunion the day before.

I'll write a letter to my nanna and tell her. She's the last person they'd wanna upset. Sorry nanna, they obviously don't want me to see you at the wedding and its associated extended family gatherings :(.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12142 on: December 04, 2016, 06:48:29 AM »
The bride at my cousins wedding arrived in a Jag (a recent model, the one that looks like an FGX Ford Falcon from the rear *trolling odeon*).

Admittedly most of the new Jags are kind of sad, design-wise, the exception being the F-Type.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12143 on: December 04, 2016, 07:02:53 AM »
Oh well whatever. At the moment it appears I'm the only member of my immediate family not invited
Are you certain you're not invited and it's not some mistake?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12144 on: December 04, 2016, 07:58:57 AM »
Oh well whatever. At the moment it appears I'm the only member of my immediate family not invited
Are you certain you're not invited and it's not some mistake?

I'm certain. Mum rang my aunty/mother of the bride and asked, thinking maybe they meant to send a joint invitation like they did for the last wedding but forgot to type my name on it. My aunty claimed they'd already invited enough people (max catering limit was 100 for the reception she said) and they had to wait for people to RSVP and say they're not going before they could invite more to take their place.

Even if she's telling the truth couldn't they at least manage to squeeze us all in as a family group in the 'first round' of invites?
It just seems like deliberate exclusion on their part at the moment. Nor am I invited to the wedding eve drinks, the ceremony itself or the family breakfast get-together the day after. I'm not even invited to take the road trip up there in other words, I might as well stay home and go to work.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12145 on: December 04, 2016, 08:39:24 AM »
Agreed, sounds crappy.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12146 on: December 04, 2016, 09:46:38 AM »
  I'm sorry, that sucks.  I hope you haven't already sent a gift.  Keep your money.  :dollar:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12147 on: December 04, 2016, 10:08:07 AM »
Send them a gift card with a 1.00 on it and don't write in the amount. >:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12148 on: December 04, 2016, 10:15:51 AM »
Send them a gift card with a 1.00 on it and don't write in the amount. >:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #12149 on: December 04, 2016, 11:11:27 AM »
Send them a gift card with a 1.00 on it and don't write in the amount. >:D

Better yet, a used one. :green:
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