A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 29, 2016, 03:25:56 PMQuote from: odeon on November 29, 2016, 03:24:37 PMWondering if there are mice somewhere in the flat. I feel your pain. Since last year, I've become paranoid about every click, tap, and rustle I hear. It's not my pain. I can survive the few days I'm here.
Quote from: odeon on November 29, 2016, 03:24:37 PMWondering if there are mice somewhere in the flat. I feel your pain. Since last year, I've become paranoid about every click, tap, and rustle I hear.
Wondering if there are mice somewhere in the flat.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on November 29, 2016, 03:30:08 PMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on November 29, 2016, 03:25:56 PMQuote from: odeon on November 29, 2016, 03:24:37 PMWondering if there are mice somewhere in the flat. I feel your pain. Since last year, I've become paranoid about every click, tap, and rustle I hear. It's not my pain. I can survive the few days I'm here.They may try to board on the plane as stowaways in your suitcase.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
I'm still two karma short of 1000.
That didn't take long.
I tried to start an argument at WP and nobody took the bait.
Quote from: justcurious on December 02, 2016, 02:15:09 AMI tried to start an argument at WP and nobody took the bait. I thought they were all the sensitive type over there?
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on December 02, 2016, 04:24:29 AMQuote from: justcurious on December 02, 2016, 02:15:09 AMI tried to start an argument at WP and nobody took the bait. I thought they were all the sensitive type over there? Well, I managed to inadvertently upset a member there. I mean, she misunderstood me and wouldn't see reason, so she started up a thread about it. I thought it was a bit silly and again I tried to tell her what I actually meant. She's been ignoring me and I thought she was a bit of a miserable cow so I attempted to try winding her and others like her up, cos they're all starting to piss me off with their constant moaning of politics on Facebook and how they hate everyone, and stupid shit like half the people in America being homophobic and racist.They all need a good winding up. I rarely troll people, but I think in this case it is justified.
Quote from: justcurious on December 02, 2016, 05:00:01 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on December 02, 2016, 04:24:29 AMQuote from: justcurious on December 02, 2016, 02:15:09 AMI tried to start an argument at WP and nobody took the bait. I thought they were all the sensitive type over there? Well, I managed to inadvertently upset a member there. I mean, she misunderstood me and wouldn't see reason, so she started up a thread about it. I thought it was a bit silly and again I tried to tell her what I actually meant. She's been ignoring me and I thought she was a bit of a miserable cow so I attempted to try winding her and others like her up, cos they're all starting to piss me off with their constant moaning of politics on Facebook and how they hate everyone, and stupid shit like half the people in America being homophobic and racist.They all need a good winding up. I rarely troll people, but I think in this case it is justified. Troll! Troll! Troll!
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on December 02, 2016, 05:01:37 AMQuote from: justcurious on December 02, 2016, 05:00:01 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on December 02, 2016, 04:24:29 AMQuote from: justcurious on December 02, 2016, 02:15:09 AMI tried to start an argument at WP and nobody took the bait. I thought they were all the sensitive type over there? Well, I managed to inadvertently upset a member there. I mean, she misunderstood me and wouldn't see reason, so she started up a thread about it. I thought it was a bit silly and again I tried to tell her what I actually meant. She's been ignoring me and I thought she was a bit of a miserable cow so I attempted to try winding her and others like her up, cos they're all starting to piss me off with their constant moaning of politics on Facebook and how they hate everyone, and stupid shit like half the people in America being homophobic and racist.They all need a good winding up. I rarely troll people, but I think in this case it is justified. Troll! Troll! Troll! Does anyone here have any tips? I should consult the masters first.