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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11955 on: November 08, 2016, 06:10:11 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 08, 2016, 06:08:37 PM
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Ended up with a fire ant bite on my FU finger.  Now I know why they call them fire ants.

  Now you can show everyone your bite!  :finger:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11956 on: November 08, 2016, 11:59:50 PM »
The world is upside down. People have lost their minds all over the globe, it seems. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11957 on: November 09, 2016, 12:23:52 AM »
All over the globe? Isn't it just the USA and UK that are nuts?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11958 on: November 09, 2016, 03:09:24 AM »
  Two words:  President Trump.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11959 on: November 09, 2016, 03:24:17 AM »
^That's a bitch I can't beat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11960 on: November 09, 2016, 03:27:04 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 09, 2016, 03:24:17 AM
^That's a bitch I can't beat.

  It's going to be an :trump:  ... interesting four years.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11961 on: November 09, 2016, 05:25:37 AM »
What's going to happen??! :hide:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11962 on: November 09, 2016, 09:43:07 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 09, 2016, 12:23:52 AM
All over the globe? Isn't it just the USA and UK that are nuts?

Look at the various protest parties popping up everywhere.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11963 on: November 09, 2016, 11:06:26 AM »
Take the country right back to square zero.

If your wondering what square zero is.

Its square one and ground zero in roughly equal proportions.
And I'd gladly beat that bitch. With a crowbar. Seriously though, that psychotic bent son of a whore got in? jesus christicles what in the world of jumping jack shit mother of all pestilence pissing in her own scabby shit-encrusted moufh!) has the entire US suddenly decided last night was a great time for a countrywide community crack-smoking session?

Wonder if that fucking faggot is going to be as bad  as the one fucking faggot before the last fucking faggot in the fucking faggothouse. Because he's a fucking faggot to end all fucking faggots. That said, the genetically stunted demagogic masturbator or/and masturbatrix  is probably gonna be a knobtickling pissant just like the fresh fucking faggot to join a long successive line of psychotics, narciccists, liars thieves and warcriminals.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11964 on: November 09, 2016, 11:33:07 AM »
According to my Mum , shortly before the election,  BBC news asked people "How would you like a Trump in the White House"
They got a lot of rude replies, apparently  :lol1:

(I think people are confusing "trump " with "hump" , hmm? Though, hang on,  that's entirely to be expected , given the present shining example of a Trump. I expect that definition will be  in the dictionaries soon)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11965 on: November 09, 2016, 11:34:42 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 09, 2016, 12:23:52 AM
All over the globe? Isn't it just the USA and UK that are nuts?

trying to deny your British genes, Pyraxis?  :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11966 on: November 09, 2016, 11:47:47 AM »
Not sure if you knew, but 'trump' is also childish vernacular for a fart.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11967 on: November 09, 2016, 12:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on November 09, 2016, 11:47:47 AM
Not sure if you knew, but 'trump' is also childish vernacular for a fart.

Ah, yeah, that's probably it.  Brilliant name for a windbag, huh? And yet they say that God doesn't have a sense of humour.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11968 on: November 09, 2016, 12:32:24 PM »
I don't think God was in any way involved on that particular day.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11969 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:56 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 09, 2016, 12:32:24 PM
I don't think God was in any way involved on that particular day.
Meh. You don't believe that God was involved in anything. you're an Atheist , remember?  :LOL:

Point taken, mind .
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