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Quote from: Al Swearengen on October 07, 2016, 11:49:31 PMQuote from: renaeden on October 07, 2016, 11:45:13 PMHayfever, gah.Same. My sympathiesIt is that time of year, isn't it?
Quote from: renaeden on October 07, 2016, 11:45:13 PMHayfever, gah.Same. My sympathies
Hayfever, gah.
I hate talkative waiters. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2016, 09:19:25 AMI hate talkative waiters. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone. I get similarly irritated by chatty customer service people on the phone. But I suspect they only talk so much because they're instructed to do so. Apparently somebody in management thinks it's a good idea for a service rep to waste several seconds by saying, "I do apologize, would you like me to pull up your service record?" and similar chatter, so the customer feels a "human connection." Fuck that. If my cable box needs a signal sent to it, send it. Just fix the damn problem!
Been having an off and on sneezing fit for the last 15 minutes and have no idea why
My father used to sneeze when he looked at the Sun.
Stopped for has on way to work and then walked in to fill up my reusable cup with Mountain Dew for $0.99! When I came back out I could see a pool of oil under my car and it was dripping still. Sure as shit something has gone and I barely limped home with the oil light finally coming on as I pulled into my neighborhood and the engine just started smoking after pulling into the driveway.
Once in a great while I think about getting a horse instead of a car. Then I think of the daily hay fill-ups, the daily muck out, the cost of horseshoes, vets bills, etc. At least my car won't throw or bite me.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 12, 2016, 08:19:52 PMOnce in a great while I think about getting a horse instead of a car. Then I think of the daily hay fill-ups, the daily muck out, the cost of horseshoes, vets bills, etc. At least my car won't throw or bite me. Also, you'd need a really short horse. Or a ladder.