Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

Got a letter in the mail  the other day, telling me I've got a hospital appointment for a gastroscopy, going to stick a camera down my throat and into my stomach. I shudder to think how far its going to carry on going.

  I think they sedate you for that test, from what I've heard.   

["couldbecousin"]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

[Icequeen]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

Depends on who does it, so you may want to inquire. Some just do it with a local (numbing spray).

Wouldn't be happening here...they would have to knock my ass out.

["couldbecousin"]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

Depends on who does it, so you may want to inquire. Some just do it with a local (numbing spray).

Wouldn't be happening here...they would have to knock my ass out.

  Mine too.  Likewise for a colonoscopy, which I'm supposed to have now that I'm 50. 

[odeon]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

[Parts]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

I have no bitches that could even come close to that one today

[renaeden]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

I have no bitches that could even come close to that one today

Me neither. Bloody hell.

["couldbecousin"]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

  That  SUCKS!     I hope at least the news from the test will be good.

[odeon]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

  That  SUCKS!     I hope at least the news from the test will be good.

They weren't since I'm supposed to do it again in a few months.

[Walkie]

I would never have sedation for anything again, not after being sedated for major dental surgery,

 I am terrified of needles, and OK the sedation reduced the terror substantially,  but the pain of having needle after needle pushed into my gums was no less excruciationg  for  my being sedated. It just gave the whole experience a dream-like quality.  And i was totally aware of a bunch of people trying to bully me into co-operating better. And ;'m thinking back at them (can't talk, can i?) how the fucjk can  you expect a body to be in full control of their faculties and responses, after reducuing them to this state, huh?".

And at the end of it all, they just gave me paracetomol for the ongoing pain, FFS.  My Mum stayed the night with me, and the poor woman was totally distraught to see me sleeping in tiny little fits then waking ,whimpering and crying with the pain, all night long. 

I fel more sorry for Mum than myself, not because I'm unselfish, but because I've other reasons why pain sometimes keeps me awake all night, so that, in itself was nothing new.  Normally there's no-one to witness that. and I like it that way.  What can they do , except feel helpless?

[Icequeen]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

  That  SUCKS!     I hope at least the news from the test will be good.

They weren't since I'm supposed to do it again in a few months.

You need to convey your displeasure with their choice of protocol.

I tend to word it like this:

"You need to knock me the fuck out or I might choke the living shit out of your ass."

[Graelwyn]

Sick of all the posts about the presidential candidates on fb...and the nastiness shown towards those with opposing views.
Just 

[Lestat]

Oh they'll be sedating me alright. I am not taking 'no' for an answer. And whilst I hopefully won't have to use them I am taking along a few things from my own medical kit, just to make sure they are there. But one way or the other, they are doing it. With their sedatives, and whats more I am prepared to be somewhat picky about what they use. Certain things I would prefer and some that they are not using. Only reason I'm going to bring some stuff from my own range of tools is so its there if needs be.

But dammit they ARE fucking damn well bloody knocking me the fuck out. Or trying to at least, and I mean properly trying to, not making a halfarsed effort. In fact I want them to use a local spray (will make something like say, benzocaine beforehand however, make a suitable concentration up as a spray in some distilled water and pop it in one of those pump-spray bottles just in case they try to make me choose between one or the other. Not afraid to play the sensory spazz card either:P

[odeon]

Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.

  Don't they sedate you?  They should. 

No, they didn't. It was fucking awful.

  That  SUCKS!     I hope at least the news from the test will be good.

They weren't since I'm supposed to do it again in a few months.

You need to convey your displeasure with their choice of protocol.

I tend to word it like this:

"You need to knock me the fuck out or I might choke the living shit out of your ass."

I will try this.

[Lestat]

Oh they'll be sedating me alright. I am not taking 'no' for an answer. And whilst I hopefully won't have to use them I am taking along a few things from my own medical kit, just to make sure they are there. But one way or the other, they are doing it. With their sedatives, and whats more I am prepared to be somewhat picky about what they use. Certain things I would prefer and some that they are not using. Only reason I'm going to bring some stuff from my own range of tools is so its there if needs be.

But dammit they ARE fucking damn well bloody knocking me the fuck out. Or trying to at least, and I mean properly trying to, not making a halfarsed effort. In fact I want them to use a local spray (will make something like say, benzocaine beforehand however, make a suitable concentration up as a spray in some distilled water and pop it in one of those pump-spray bottles just in case they try to make me choose between one or the other. Not afraid to play the sensory spazz card either:P

They are going to stick a camera down in your gizzards too odeon?  Why?
Mines in november, can't say as I am looking forward to it with eager and uncontainable joyful anticipation. Well, I could, but I'd be a lying motherfucker if I did:D


If a camera has to be stuck in one's innards, I suppose it is at least better them sticking it in there taking a southerly path than a northern route.