A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Ouch and double OuchLouisiana used to only reassess property when it was sold. Now it's supposedly every 4 years. We have a $75,000 home exemption, so the first $75,000 is not taxed. Also the year you turn 65 you can request that your assessed value be frozen. So it stays the same, except if you make improvements; then they add the value of your improvements to the house. I'm not sure what our new assessment will be, since we get our assessment value in the summer and the tax bills in December for that year.
Quote from: Parts on March 25, 2016, 03:19:49 PMQuote from: Icequeen on March 25, 2016, 12:55:04 PMJust got my property reassessment. They haven't reassessed property values here since 1970. There is no fucking way. Even if I appeal it and they cut it down by half. There is still no fucking way.They do them here every 3 or 4 years so it's always going up but at least it isn't by that much, I can't imagine what it would be like if they had not done it since 1970Bad. It would be bad.School tax right now is close to $800.00 a year at my presently assessed value.At my newly assessed value I'm looking at close to $8,000.00.Unless they are going to make some really radical reductions/adjustments to the present rates, a lot of people are going to be screwed.
Quote from: Icequeen on March 25, 2016, 12:55:04 PMJust got my property reassessment. They haven't reassessed property values here since 1970. There is no fucking way. Even if I appeal it and they cut it down by half. There is still no fucking way.They do them here every 3 or 4 years so it's always going up but at least it isn't by that much, I can't imagine what it would be like if they had not done it since 1970
Just got my property reassessment. They haven't reassessed property values here since 1970. There is no fucking way. Even if I appeal it and they cut it down by half. There is still no fucking way.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 25, 2016, 04:51:06 PMOuch and double OuchLouisiana used to only reassess property when it was sold. Now it's supposedly every 4 years. We have a $75,000 home exemption, so the first $75,000 is not taxed. Also the year you turn 65 you can request that your assessed value be frozen. So it stays the same, except if you make improvements; then they add the value of your improvements to the house. I'm not sure what our new assessment will be, since we get our assessment value in the summer and the tax bills in December for that year.Here they tax you on 70% the assessed value which is usually under market value and they have programs for those over 65 also.Quote from: Icequeen on March 25, 2016, 04:13:40 PMQuote from: Parts on March 25, 2016, 03:19:49 PMQuote from: Icequeen on March 25, 2016, 12:55:04 PMJust got my property reassessment. They haven't reassessed property values here since 1970. There is no fucking way. Even if I appeal it and they cut it down by half. There is still no fucking way.They do them here every 3 or 4 years so it's always going up but at least it isn't by that much, I can't imagine what it would be like if they had not done it since 1970Bad. It would be bad.School tax right now is close to $800.00 a year at my presently assessed value.At my newly assessed value I'm looking at close to $8,000.00.Unless they are going to make some really radical reductions/adjustments to the present rates, a lot of people are going to be screwed.They will have to or a lot of people will default in which case they get no money, sure they get the properties but they are not equipped to handle that on a large scale
A quick bitch I can't share, but something I don't need happening now or ever. It's a quick bitch because it's not official, but seems likely.
Carpal tunnel-ish pins and needles in the fingers of my right hand.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Got up early, drove the kid to school and then found out he didn't have to be there because his home district didn't have school...and they supply the bus home. They kept him anyway. I will just have to remember to pick him up though, since he has no bus home.
Quote from: Icequeen on March 29, 2016, 07:57:14 AMGot up early, drove the kid to school and then found out he didn't have to be there because his home district didn't have school...and they supply the bus home. They kept him anyway. I will just have to remember to pick him up though, since he has no bus home. I remember riding my bike to school once thinking I was late because I didn't see any other kids along the way only to find out it was a teachers conference day and I didn't have to go
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 29, 2016, 04:22:03 AM Carpal tunnel-ish pins and needles in the fingers of my right hand. The postwhoring is having its consequential ill effects
Quote from: Marion Crane on March 29, 2016, 06:03:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 29, 2016, 04:22:03 AM Carpal tunnel-ish pins and needles in the fingers of my right hand. The postwhoring is having its consequential ill effects Having my bodyweight resting on the hand while I sleep doesn't help either.