A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'm growing old, or changing into an Odeon lookalike.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 22, 2015, 04:37:53 PMI'm growing old, or changing into an Odeon lookalike. Never a bad thing.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2015, 02:19:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 22, 2015, 04:37:53 PMI'm growing old, or changing into an Odeon lookalike. Never a bad thing. But it hurts.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 23, 2015, 03:03:53 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2015, 02:19:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 22, 2015, 04:37:53 PMI'm growing old, or changing into an Odeon lookalike. Never a bad thing. But it hurts. Do you think it's easy being me?
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2015, 02:06:43 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 23, 2015, 03:03:53 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2015, 02:19:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 22, 2015, 04:37:53 PMI'm growing old, or changing into an Odeon lookalike. Never a bad thing. But it hurts. Do you think it's easy being me? No, but at least you have a Jag and whisky to console you. I get to be a lookalike with the aches and without the benefits. But, I do have within reach where ever I go.
Cut myself shaving it it does seem to want to stop bleeding I hate shaving and do it as little as possible so I don't have one of those styptic pencils except the one I use in case of mistake when cutting the dogs toe nails and I am not that desperate yet
Ate too many shrimp yesterday
My sister and her husband brought crayfish/lobster that they caught. I didn't eat any but it didn't smell bad when they cooked it.