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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9930 on: August 27, 2015, 09:04:14 AM »
Not my bitch, but someone else's.


A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
 Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."


Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9931 on: August 28, 2015, 12:10:13 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 27, 2015, 12:44:55 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 27, 2015, 12:01:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 26, 2015, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 26, 2015, 12:10:34 AM
My new laptop is being serviced.  >:(

Oh, the vision.   :bunny love:

Laptop love. :zoinks:

Will there be love babies that need a good home in six weeks?

A couple of tablets and a stillborn keyboard.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9932 on: August 28, 2015, 12:11:39 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 27, 2015, 09:04:14 AM
Not my bitch, but someone else's.


A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
 Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."


Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9933 on: August 28, 2015, 08:42:22 AM »
Got to an estate sale 10 minutes  after my friend Bill who also sells up at the flea market and he had already cleaned the place out
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9934 on: August 28, 2015, 02:49:08 PM »
Fuck Bill, and his fucking flea market table.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9935 on: August 29, 2015, 03:14:47 AM »
My back is killing me today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9936 on: August 29, 2015, 09:57:38 AM »
Allergies.

Helping people clean up their mildew infested basement yesterday didn't help.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9937 on: August 29, 2015, 06:19:04 PM »
New eyeglasses need adjusting and the old pair has fallen into the trainwreck black hole and I have 40 papers to grade.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9938 on: August 30, 2015, 02:17:25 AM »
Not a good day, this, pain-wise.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9939 on: August 30, 2015, 03:05:58 AM »
Odeon and I must  be related.  My knee is acting up and I can't sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9940 on: August 30, 2015, 03:40:02 PM »
Every joint in my body aches.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9941 on: August 30, 2015, 09:01:21 PM »
Dry eyes
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9942 on: August 31, 2015, 01:32:27 AM »
Tired, grumpy and miserable.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9943 on: August 31, 2015, 08:00:18 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 31, 2015, 01:32:27 AM
Tired, grumpy and miserable.

Like Michaelangelo after painting the Sistine Chapel?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9944 on: August 31, 2015, 12:48:28 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 31, 2015, 08:00:18 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 31, 2015, 01:32:27 AM
Tired, grumpy and miserable.

Like Michaelangelo after painting the Sistine Chapel?

Something like that.
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