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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9495 on: April 17, 2015, 05:33:37 PM »
My door lock is bust on my car so I have been having to get in the passenger side and clamber across into the drivers seat since Tuesday. Much to the amusement of Mel, my kids, and my workmates who I drop off on the way home on a night. It isn't elegant.  :lol1:

To quote your signature....that's gotta be "arsebiscuits" to have to do that!   :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9496 on: April 17, 2015, 05:44:32 PM »
Put it this way - I have to be a bit careful clambering over the handbrake.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9497 on: April 17, 2015, 05:46:33 PM »
Another possible eye infection. Hopefully it won't become a problem, though, but it stings.

You do need to find that breastfeeding lady wanting to treat you straight from the source.  :bounce:

Boobs might not fix this but I'm willing to try.

Breast milk is great as a natural treatment for eye-infections.

really?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9498 on: April 17, 2015, 06:57:40 PM »
Boob milk fixes everything.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9499 on: April 17, 2015, 10:34:55 PM »
liars are creepy. :/

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9500 on: April 18, 2015, 12:23:29 AM »
Another possible eye infection. Hopefully it won't become a problem, though, but it stings.

You do need to find that breastfeeding lady wanting to treat you straight from the source.  :bounce:

Boobs might not fix this but I'm willing to try.

Breast milk is great as a natural treatment for eye-infections.

Well, maybe, but I was talking about boobs. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9501 on: April 18, 2015, 12:24:43 AM »
My door lock is bust on my car so I have been having to get in the passenger side and clamber across into the drivers seat since Tuesday. Much to the amusement of Mel, my kids, and my workmates who I drop off on the way home on a night. It isn't elegant.  :lol1:

Post pics. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9502 on: April 18, 2015, 04:52:41 AM »
Boob milk fixes everything.

Not everything, but it does have antibodies, and it does kill off some bacteria.
And, it comes in a pleasant wrapping too.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9503 on: April 18, 2015, 09:43:31 AM »
Sore too much bending and lifting the last few days
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9504 on: April 18, 2015, 11:58:34 AM »
Sore too much bending and lifting the last few days

Ditto, from running up and down stairs carrying lumber and stuff to the stage.  3 flights, harder than a stair master device.   :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9505 on: April 18, 2015, 02:18:55 PM »
liars are creepy. :/

What did they lie about?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9506 on: April 18, 2015, 04:14:59 PM »
liars are creepy. :/

What did they lie about?

Who they were, who they knew, what they've done...
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9507 on: April 19, 2015, 03:57:06 AM »
Boob milk fixes everything.

Not everything, but it does have antibodies, and it does kill off some bacteria.
And, it comes in a pleasant wrapping too.

It's the best packaging ever.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9508 on: April 20, 2015, 07:12:55 PM »
I got very little done today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9509 on: April 20, 2015, 11:20:32 PM »
Have to do my taxes soon.
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