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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9105 on: November 30, 2014, 03:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 29, 2014, 10:28:58 AM
In a foul mood this morning. Stressed out and didn't want to crawl out of bed. Getting a stupid morning song from a person who is way the fuck too awake in the mornings didn't help.  :rollingpin:

You must kill them. :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9106 on: November 30, 2014, 03:53:18 AM »
My fingers hurt. :GA:

I'm fucking sick of this.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9107 on: November 30, 2014, 08:56:38 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2014, 03:51:33 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 29, 2014, 10:28:58 AM
In a foul mood this morning. Stressed out and didn't want to crawl out of bed. Getting a stupid morning song from a person who is way the fuck too awake in the mornings didn't help.  :rollingpin:

You must kill them. :arrr:

They were quite surprised they didn't get hit, but that would have involved getting out from under the warm covers.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9108 on: November 30, 2014, 11:19:48 AM »
One of the cats is being very annoying making noise and knocking things down
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9109 on: November 30, 2014, 12:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 30, 2014, 08:56:38 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2014, 03:51:33 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 29, 2014, 10:28:58 AM
In a foul mood this morning. Stressed out and didn't want to crawl out of bed. Getting a stupid morning song from a person who is way the fuck too awake in the mornings didn't help.  :rollingpin:

You must kill them. :arrr:

They were quite surprised they didn't get hit, but that would have involved getting out from under the warm covers.

https://twitter.com/biiimurray/status/505038451017023488 :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9110 on: November 30, 2014, 09:54:19 PM »
 :LOL:


Quick bitch: I am still fucking stressed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9111 on: November 30, 2014, 10:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 30, 2014, 09:54:19 PM
:LOL:


Quick bitch: I am still fucking stressed.

Morning people. :zombiefuck:

You need to arm yourself against them.



...30 ft range and an ammo capacity of 20. ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9112 on: November 30, 2014, 10:52:04 PM »
Hmmm... Christmas is coming....
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9113 on: November 30, 2014, 11:02:46 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:40:49 AM
Cannabis and fries. I'd try it if there was a chance it worked. :GA:

There's always a chance. It may not be a good chance, but there's a chance. :zoinks:

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Psychopathic nutjob took it from her son after her husband died suddenly and it took her all of less than 6 months to go bankrupt.

Now the closest place is walmart...so every time I run out of something I have to deal with walmart shoppers.  :GA:

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Think of yourself as improving the average shopper with your presence. :orly:

Quote from: Pyraxis on November 30, 2014, 08:56:38 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2014, 03:51:33 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 29, 2014, 10:28:58 AM
In a foul mood this morning. Stressed out and didn't want to crawl out of bed. Getting a stupid morning song from a person who is way the fuck too awake in the mornings didn't help.  :rollingpin:

You must kill them. :arrr:

They were quite surprised they didn't get hit, but that would have involved getting out from under the warm covers.

Sleep next to a flamethrower, and solve both problems. :thumbup:

Quote from: Pyraxis on November 30, 2014, 10:52:04 PM
Hmmm... Christmas is coming....

The incessant Christmas carols have informed me. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9114 on: November 30, 2014, 11:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 30, 2014, 11:02:46 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:40:49 AM
Cannabis and fries. I'd try it if there was a chance it worked. :GA:

There's always a chance. It may not be a good chance, but there's a chance. :zoinks:

I think you're setting me up.  :apondering:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9115 on: December 01, 2014, 12:07:02 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2014, 11:38:06 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 30, 2014, 11:02:46 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:40:49 AM
Cannabis and fries. I'd try it if there was a chance it worked. :GA:

There's always a chance. It may not be a good chance, but there's a chance. :zoinks:

I think you're setting me up.  :apondering:

Am I? :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9116 on: December 01, 2014, 12:23:23 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 01, 2014, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2014, 11:38:06 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 30, 2014, 11:02:46 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:40:49 AM
Cannabis and fries. I'd try it if there was a chance it worked. :GA:

There's always a chance. It may not be a good chance, but there's a chance. :zoinks:

I think you're setting me up.  :apondering:

Am I? :zoinks:

Don't play innocent. It's not nice. :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9117 on: December 01, 2014, 12:42:50 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2014, 12:23:23 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 01, 2014, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2014, 11:38:06 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 30, 2014, 11:02:46 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2014, 01:40:49 AM
Cannabis and fries. I'd try it if there was a chance it worked. :GA:

There's always a chance. It may not be a good chance, but there's a chance. :zoinks:

I think you're setting me up.  :apondering:

Am I? :zoinks:

Don't play innocent. It's not nice. :tard:

Perhaps it's time to visit Lutra. :stoned: :zoinks:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9118 on: December 01, 2014, 06:56:02 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 30, 2014, 10:18:54 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 30, 2014, 09:54:19 PM
:LOL:


Quick bitch: I am still fucking stressed.

Morning people. :zombiefuck:

You need to arm yourself against them.



...30 ft range and an ammo capacity of 20. ;)
Those are fun, though they get gummed up quick.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9119 on: December 01, 2014, 08:05:23 AM »
I'm thinking foam dart gun.
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