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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8790 on: September 06, 2014, 01:05:12 AM »
  I dropped my uncovered half-gallon of chocolate marshmallow ice cream face down on the floor.  :bigcry:

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lol. Just scrape off the top, then run it under hot water for a second, then scrape off another layer, then wipe it with a clean paper towel, then pray over it.

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    :lol1:    It was partly eaten and therefore soft, so the dirt is probably everywhere.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8791 on: September 06, 2014, 01:07:00 AM »
  I dropped my uncovered half-gallon of chocolate marshmallow ice cream face down on the floor.  :bigcry:

It probably wasn't a full half-gallon.

  No, but full enough to annoy me about the waste.  Oh well, I don't need all that ice cream anyway!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8792 on: September 06, 2014, 02:37:05 AM »
Tech support lady in India was clueless.

They usually are, in my experience. Tech support in general, that is, not just ladies in India.

She continued to be clueless today, and then finally escalated the ticket. It should not be this difficult.

But it is. Support people really are that clueless. I've worked at a number of IT companies though the years and all but one either had clueless tech support or no tech support, which both amount to the same thing.

The one exception had an excellent IT guy at our office, but the IT policy was rotten to the core, to the degree where I had to install a personal firewall to protect my computer from unwanted software pushes from the central organisation.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8793 on: September 06, 2014, 04:31:15 AM »
  I dropped my uncovered half-gallon of chocolate marshmallow ice cream face down on the floor.  :bigcry:

It probably wasn't a full half-gallon.

  No, but full enough to annoy me about the waste.  Oh well, I don't need all that ice cream anyway!  :laugh:

Ys, you do. :P

Tech support lady in India was clueless.

They usually are, in my experience. Tech support in general, that is, not just ladies in India.

She continued to be clueless today, and then finally escalated the ticket. It should not be this difficult.

But it is. Support people really are that clueless. I've worked at a number of IT companies though the years and all but one either had clueless tech support or no tech support, which both amount to the same thing.

The one exception had an excellent IT guy at our office, but the IT policy was rotten to the core, to the degree where I had to install a personal firewall to protect my computer from unwanted software pushes from the central organisation.

:GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8794 on: September 06, 2014, 05:32:24 AM »
  Silly mastodon can't spell yes.  :lol2: :trollface:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8795 on: September 06, 2014, 09:08:06 AM »
Very humid out today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8796 on: September 06, 2014, 09:15:51 AM »
  Almost 24 hours after I first tried to use the laundry machines, stiiiiiiiill waiting.  :jaded:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8797 on: September 06, 2014, 10:19:46 AM »
  Almost 24 hours after I first tried to use the laundry machines, stiiiiiiiill waiting.  :jaded:

Pull the fire alarm. :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8798 on: September 06, 2014, 10:22:16 AM »
  Almost 24 hours after I first tried to use the laundry machines, stiiiiiiiill waiting.  :jaded:

Pull the fire alarm. :zoinks:

  That still won't get the clothes out of the machines.  Lazy bastards!   :tantrum:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8799 on: September 06, 2014, 11:08:21 AM »
Tech support lady in India was clueless.

They usually are, in my experience. Tech support in general, that is, not just ladies in India.

She continued to be clueless today, and then finally escalated the ticket. It should not be this difficult.

But it is. Support people really are that clueless. I've worked at a number of IT companies though the years and all but one either had clueless tech support or no tech support, which both amount to the same thing.

The one exception had an excellent IT guy at our office, but the IT policy was rotten to the core, to the degree where I had to install a personal firewall to protect my computer from unwanted software pushes from the central organisation.

We have an awesome IT guy but his time is at a premium. In this case all that was required was software installation (how hard is it to fuck that up?  :P) and so I couldn't justify going downstairs and harassing him.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8800 on: September 06, 2014, 11:14:35 AM »
Tech support lady in India was clueless.

They usually are, in my experience. Tech support in general, that is, not just ladies in India.

She continued to be clueless today, and then finally escalated the ticket. It should not be this difficult.

But it is. Support people really are that clueless. I've worked at a number of IT companies though the years and all but one either had clueless tech support or no tech support, which both amount to the same thing.

The one exception had an excellent IT guy at our office, but the IT policy was rotten to the core, to the degree where I had to install a personal firewall to protect my computer from unwanted software pushes from the central organisation.

Clueless is worse than none at all due to the wasting of time thinking they might help and the aggravation that ensues when they can't.  My wife is a teacher and the tech department is so bad a lot of the other teachers ask my wife for help which would be understandable if that is what she taught but she is the art teacher who hardly ever looked at a computer before she got that job.   
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8801 on: September 06, 2014, 11:33:49 AM »
  Silly mastodon can't spell yes.  :lol2: :trollface:

A typo! :GA:

At least I didn't drop my ice cream. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8802 on: September 06, 2014, 11:38:21 AM »
  Silly mastodon can't spell yes.  :lol2: :trollface:

A typo! :GA:

At least I didn't drop my ice cream. :P

  I've got half a mind to come over there and drop your ice cream.  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8803 on: September 06, 2014, 02:01:35 PM »
  Silly mastodon can't spell yes.  :lol2: :trollface:

A typo! :GA:

At least I didn't drop my ice cream. :P

  I've got half a mind to come over there and drop your ice cream.  >:D

Sneak in drop it then put it back and don't tell him till after he ate it >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8804 on: September 06, 2014, 02:08:50 PM »
  Parts is an evil, evil man!  :evillaugh:
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