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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8445 on: July 02, 2014, 06:42:29 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 01, 2014, 11:53:44 PM

One of my "friends" at work has begun to have grand mal seizures randomly throughout the week.
She is a lovely twenty six year old mother (of a five year old boy) who has never been diagnosed with such difficulties, until a month ago. She still does not have a her medication stabilized.

Today, she had one right in front of me. :yikes:
She looked up and made this "bird sound" and I grabbed her and helped her to the floor gently, while she became very stiff and vibrated.
Fortunately, she does not FLAIL her arms and legs like my brother-in-law used to when he broke his collar bone and his wrist beating his chest and head.
:plus: for taking care.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8446 on: July 02, 2014, 06:44:27 PM »
Migraine again today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8447 on: July 02, 2014, 11:17:10 PM »
Fingers hurt. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8448 on: July 02, 2014, 11:28:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 02, 2014, 11:17:10 PM
Fingers hurt. :(

  Wasn't it just one finger at first?  How many fingers now?  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8449 on: July 02, 2014, 11:29:50 PM »
  My left glute aches when I sit for a long time.  I Googled.  It might be sciatica.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8450 on: July 03, 2014, 04:21:49 AM »
My triceps and biceps are sore. But it was self inflicted. I went to the gym yesterday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8451 on: July 03, 2014, 04:22:59 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 03, 2014, 04:21:49 AM
My triceps and biceps are sore. But it was self inflicted. I went to the gym yesterday.

  That's awesome!  You are going to get strong!  :pump:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8452 on: July 03, 2014, 04:30:33 AM »
I hope so. I have almost 30 kgs to lose.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8453 on: July 03, 2014, 04:39:52 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 03, 2014, 04:30:33 AM
I hope so. I have almost 30 kgs to lose.

  I could lose about 60 pounds myself.  I need to work on my abs!  :situp:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8454 on: July 03, 2014, 05:30:34 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 02, 2014, 11:29:50 PM
  My left glute aches when I sit for a long time.  I Googled.  It might be sciatica.  :tard:

It could be you sitting for a long time. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8455 on: July 03, 2014, 10:54:35 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 03, 2014, 05:30:34 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 02, 2014, 11:29:50 PM
  My left glute aches when I sit for a long time.  I Googled.  It might be sciatica.  :tard:

It could be you sitting for a long time. :orly:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piriformis_syndrome  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8456 on: July 03, 2014, 11:18:10 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 02, 2014, 11:28:23 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 02, 2014, 11:17:10 PM
Fingers hurt. :(

  Wasn't it just one finger at first?  How many fingers now?  :(

Anything from two or three to six. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8457 on: July 05, 2014, 04:06:16 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8458 on: July 06, 2014, 02:23:36 AM »
You should sue the manufacturer. :zoinks:

My fingers hurt.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8459 on: July 06, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 06, 2014, 02:23:36 AM
You should sue the manufacturer. :zoinks:

My fingers hurt.

It's a shame you can't jerk off with your toes.   :zombiefuck:
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