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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8340 on: June 09, 2014, 08:49:52 PM »
I just got back from working out and I'm craving pepsi, but it's too late at night to have caffiene. Wolfish always says that means I need electrolytes, and apparently there are all sorts of sources of electrolytes around the house but my perception is shot to hell and I can't find any of them. (This happens a lot.) He's out of town and trying to give me instructions over IM and I just want to throw up my hands and say fuckitall.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8341 on: June 09, 2014, 08:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 09, 2014, 08:49:52 PM
I just got back from working out and I'm craving pepsi, but it's too late at night to have caffiene. Wolfish always says that means I need electrolytes, and apparently there are all sorts of sources of electrolytes around the house but my perception is shot to hell and I can't find any of them. (This happens a lot.) He's out of town and trying to give me instructions over IM and I just want to throw up my hands and say fuckitall.

Just don't use the electrolytes that are in the electrical sockets.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8342 on: June 09, 2014, 09:02:52 PM »
 :LOL: I won't.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8343 on: June 09, 2014, 10:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 09, 2014, 06:45:17 AM
Semicolon was being polite.  :happypuke:

It happens. :M

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8344 on: June 09, 2014, 11:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 09, 2014, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 09, 2014, 08:49:52 PM
I just got back from working out and I'm craving pepsi, but it's too late at night to have caffiene. Wolfish always says that means I need electrolytes, and apparently there are all sorts of sources of electrolytes around the house but my perception is shot to hell and I can't find any of them. (This happens a lot.) He's out of town and trying to give me instructions over IM and I just want to throw up my hands and say fuckitall.

Just don't use the electrolytes that are in the electrical sockets.

There are no electrolytes in electrical sockets.  :nerdy:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8345 on: June 10, 2014, 05:32:59 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 09, 2014, 11:11:18 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 09, 2014, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 09, 2014, 08:49:52 PM
I just got back from working out and I'm craving pepsi, but it's too late at night to have caffiene. Wolfish always says that means I need electrolytes, and apparently there are all sorts of sources of electrolytes around the house but my perception is shot to hell and I can't find any of them. (This happens a lot.) He's out of town and trying to give me instructions over IM and I just want to throw up my hands and say fuckitall.

Just don't use the electrolytes that are in the electrical sockets.

There are no electrolytes in electrical sockets.  :nerdy:

Then why do my lights light up when I plug them in if there's no electrolights in them :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8346 on: June 10, 2014, 05:37:35 AM »
not enough sleep
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8347 on: June 10, 2014, 05:54:54 AM »
Quote from: Parts on June 10, 2014, 05:32:59 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 09, 2014, 11:11:18 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 09, 2014, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 09, 2014, 08:49:52 PM
I just got back from working out and I'm craving pepsi, but it's too late at night to have caffiene. Wolfish always says that means I need electrolytes, and apparently there are all sorts of sources of electrolytes around the house but my perception is shot to hell and I can't find any of them. (This happens a lot.) He's out of town and trying to give me instructions over IM and I just want to throw up my hands and say fuckitall.

Just don't use the electrolytes that are in the electrical sockets.

There are no electrolytes in electrical sockets.  :nerdy:

Then why do my lights light up when I plug them in if there's no electrolights in them :tard:

Magic :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8348 on: June 10, 2014, 11:51:23 AM »
I have to go back to work :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8349 on: June 10, 2014, 11:09:54 PM »
My fingers hurt.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8350 on: June 13, 2014, 08:36:03 PM »
Too much to do, not enough hours in the day.  :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8351 on: June 14, 2014, 02:08:56 AM »
My fingers still hurt.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8352 on: June 14, 2014, 05:58:16 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 14, 2014, 02:08:56 AM
My fingers still hurt.

More than one now? Is it spreading?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8353 on: June 14, 2014, 08:58:26 AM »
Odeon, is it possible that the cause is in your wrist rather than in the finger(s)?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8354 on: June 14, 2014, 11:22:37 AM »
my mother has not changed. my aunt is dying and asked for me so i am staying with my mother. the best i can hope for is not to get too sick.
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