A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Will probably have my truck all to myself again tomorrow...hopefully.SO had them do the inspection on his ride while it was in the shop (it was due)...it wouldn't pass emissions.
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Quote from: Icequeen on April 29, 2014, 07:28:59 PMWill probably have my truck all to myself again tomorrow...hopefully.SO had them do the inspection on his ride while it was in the shop (it was due)...it wouldn't pass emissions. Are the inspections performed by a shop where you live?
It's cold and damp and I am too cheep to put the heat back on
Quote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 07:53:38 AMIt's cold and damp and I am too cheep to put the heat back onI've got one of those quartz heaters just to take the chill out, house is tiny don't need much really...heat pump is clanging so loud I avoid turning it on if I don't have to. Outside unit was supposed to die 2+ years ago, think this summer might be the clincher, the noise level has definitely increased.
Quote from: Icequeen on April 30, 2014, 08:08:09 AMQuote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 07:53:38 AMIt's cold and damp and I am too cheep to put the heat back onI've got one of those quartz heaters just to take the chill out, house is tiny don't need much really...heat pump is clanging so loud I avoid turning it on if I don't have to. Outside unit was supposed to die 2+ years ago, think this summer might be the clincher, the noise level has definitely increased.I have a couple of them too and have been debating whether I want to dig them out or not
Quote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 08:11:48 AMQuote from: Icequeen on April 30, 2014, 08:08:09 AMQuote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 07:53:38 AMIt's cold and damp and I am too cheep to put the heat back onI've got one of those quartz heaters just to take the chill out, house is tiny don't need much really...heat pump is clanging so loud I avoid turning it on if I don't have to. Outside unit was supposed to die 2+ years ago, think this summer might be the clincher, the noise level has definitely increased.I have a couple of them too and have been debating whether I want to dig them out or notMom loved them, she bought 3 of those EdenPure's, 1 for upstairs, 1 for downstairs, and a spare. I think they're overpriced, but they do work well.
Quote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 07:53:38 AMIt's cold and damp and I am too cheep to put the heat back on It's cold and damp here too. It was even worse the other day till I discovered that, once again, Loud Neighbor had left the hall window WIDE OPEN after smoking! I shut it but it's still drafty in this building.
Quote from: Icequeen on April 30, 2014, 08:24:50 AMQuote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 08:11:48 AMQuote from: Icequeen on April 30, 2014, 08:08:09 AMQuote from: Parts on April 30, 2014, 07:53:38 AMIt's cold and damp and I am too cheep to put the heat back onI've got one of those quartz heaters just to take the chill out, house is tiny don't need much really...heat pump is clanging so loud I avoid turning it on if I don't have to. Outside unit was supposed to die 2+ years ago, think this summer might be the clincher, the noise level has definitely increased.I have a couple of them too and have been debating whether I want to dig them out or notMom loved them, she bought 3 of those EdenPure's, 1 for upstairs, 1 for downstairs, and a spare. I think they're overpriced, but they do work well. What I really want is a wood burning stove, I figure I could cut our heating bill in half at least and it would be good for days like this but we would loose a window and some space in the living room putting it in