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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8010 on: April 15, 2014, 11:07:57 PM »
Quote from: Parts on April 15, 2014, 05:09:11 AM
I left the driver's window open on my van last night and it rained

Did that with a sunroof once. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8011 on: April 15, 2014, 11:08:41 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 15, 2014, 08:09:59 AM
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  I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night, it was too cloudy.  :thumbdn:

Here the moon was hiding on the wrong side of the globe.

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The world will end. :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8012 on: April 15, 2014, 11:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 15, 2014, 09:01:40 AM
You need one of these: :thumbup:



Or threaten to show them Lit's scat porn collection. :zombiefuck:

THAT should do it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8013 on: April 16, 2014, 12:13:31 AM »
Oh, how thoughtful.  It comes with an appliance in front to dig the bullet out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8014 on: April 16, 2014, 05:02:50 AM »
It snowed last night :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8015 on: April 16, 2014, 05:38:09 AM »
The old fucking bill just turned up at my door, claiming they were 'concerned' about me, as it was the day after I had one of my seizures in town.

Made it crystal clear that no warrant means no entry; and when the two plod claim they 'just want to talk to me' to which I replied that I 'have nothing possible to gain from such a conversation, so I'm not interested in talking to you'

Good timing though, the pork came whilst I was on my way upstairs for a bong, rather than after I'd sparked up. Their little beady piggy eyes and pink snout would have clocked on to this stinky shit instantly :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8016 on: April 16, 2014, 06:10:48 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 16, 2014, 12:13:31 AM
Oh, how thoughtful.  It comes with an appliance in front to dig the bullet out.

It apparently doesn't come with a trigger guard, though. :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8017 on: April 16, 2014, 07:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on April 16, 2014, 05:38:09 AM
The old fucking bill just turned up at my door, claiming they were 'concerned' about me, as it was the day after I had one of my seizures in town.

Made it crystal clear that no warrant means no entry; and when the two plod claim they 'just want to talk to me' to which I replied that I 'have nothing possible to gain from such a conversation, so I'm not interested in talking to you'

Good timing though, the pork came whilst I was on my way upstairs for a bong, rather than after I'd sparked up. Their little beady piggy eyes and pink snout would have clocked on to this stinky shit instantly :P

They piss off or linger around a bit?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8018 on: April 16, 2014, 07:12:54 PM »
They fucked off after yapping for ages, eventually managed to get rid of the cunts. I kinda just noncomittally waffled a bit of empty-of-meaning rubbish, most of it saying how NO! they do certainly not have permission to enter these premises without a warrant, and no, they aren't welcome here either.

Relatively politely, but told them to do one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8019 on: April 16, 2014, 11:13:54 PM »
The server is very slow today. Could be my ISP's DNS, though, but I can't be bothered to see if that is the case just yet. I'm only on my second cup.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8020 on: April 17, 2014, 05:16:18 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2014, 11:13:54 PM
The server is very slow today. Could be my ISP's DNS, though, but I can't be bothered to see if that is the case just yet. I'm only on my second cup.

It seems relatively normal to me. :dunno:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8021 on: April 17, 2014, 08:00:13 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2014, 11:13:54 PM
The server is very slow today. Could be my ISP's DNS, though, but I can't be bothered to see if that is the case just yet. I'm only on my second cup.

It was slow, and then it totally shut me out, when I was trying to spam a page.

Good to see it is back now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8022 on: April 17, 2014, 08:02:51 AM »
I saw a complaint about I2's earlier slowness on ASDC.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8023 on: April 17, 2014, 08:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2014, 08:02:51 AM
I saw a complaint about I2's earlier slowness on ASDC.

I made a remark of it in the SB of ASDC, to answer Lestat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8024 on: April 17, 2014, 10:59:03 AM »
It smells funny in my house and I can't find the source of it
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