A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
A friend of mine had that happening on lithium. And mental wise, the lithium was magnificent for him.
My tub drain sprung a leak and soaked a tile on the drop ceiling in the laundry room, got the tile out, knocked the one next to it down on my head, soaked myself with the first and freaked the fuck out when I found a spider in the process. I should start filming myself when I do shit like this. I could be the next overnight Youtube sensation.
I have been very itchy lately
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Fucking eye infection is driving me mad.
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2014, 12:10:44 AMFucking eye infection is driving me mad. Hate that. Hope it clears up soon Really wish I hadn't taken a spill on the ice. My left knee is fabulously cut, swollen, and already bruising. Lovely.
My eye infection is always better in the morning. Probably a result of better lubrication during the night.I do feel it, however, which has to be my quick (and chronic) bitch.