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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7725 on: February 12, 2014, 07:48:35 AM »
Fart. I was just about to mount my bike, to get to the fishmongers.. and then it started to rain. Consider the store a bit too far to go there by foot.

See, trying to handle an umbrella on my mountain bike is simply not doable. Bugger.

Okay, supermarket it will be, then..

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If you're determined to ride in the rain, why not clamp the umbrella to your handlebars?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7726 on: February 12, 2014, 05:04:50 PM »
^ (thanks, butz) Not really an option. In this neck of the woods there is almost always wind. Often quite a bit. Plus my ATB doesn't have fenders or mudguards so when the roads (or bicycle lanes) are wet so is my trousers. Front and back, that is.

Well, it doesn't rain that much here and when it does I'm okay with walking to the fairly nearby supermarket. With 'me' umbrella. Not a thing I dislike.. if it's once in a while.

I got myself a nice breathing rain suit, for a very reasonable price. Jacket was €15, and the trousers were about the same price. Found it on a site called plutosport. And I do indeed, not find myself soaking in sweat or rainwater after wearing it for an hour in a mild rain. It does not shield me fully from an hour long downpour, but, shields me enough then to still be fairly comfortable. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7727 on: February 12, 2014, 05:53:45 PM »
More snow coming tomorrow and the stuff from the last two storms is still on the ground and rock hard
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7728 on: February 12, 2014, 07:03:45 PM »
More snow coming tomorrow and the stuff from the last two storms is still on the ground and rock hard

We are right on the edge of it. It's going to be a toss up I think.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7729 on: February 12, 2014, 08:30:23 PM »
Fart. I was just about to mount my bike, to get to the fishmongers.. and then it started to rain. Consider the store a bit too far to go there by foot.

See, trying to handle an umbrella on my mountain bike is simply not doable. Bugger.

Okay, supermarket it will be, then..

(Some dish with tuna? (Tuna out of a can/tin))

If you're determined to ride in the rain, why not clamp the umbrella to your handlebars?

Umbrellas are for amateurs get one of these


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7730 on: February 12, 2014, 08:45:32 PM »
Why is the vehicle on stands?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7731 on: February 13, 2014, 02:46:56 AM »
Why is the vehicle on stands?

Why are the wheels so small? :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7732 on: February 13, 2014, 04:01:36 AM »
Use the word in its pre-20th century meaning. Problem solved. :P

Not sure I follow.

Are you saying that "the word" should be, "Queer?"  Which being gay seemed to be to most in those times out of sheer ignorance? (The word Queer meant something really different in those days.)

Really?

Please, do not take us ALL backward an entire century.

"Gay"="light-hearted"

That is, a "gay couple" was just that, a happy one.

  I remember an adult from my childhood, possibly a teacher, going on a mini-rant one day about the word
   "gay," about how years ago it meant "happy," and  "It didn't mean a homosexual!!!!"   :soapbox:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7733 on: February 13, 2014, 05:35:50 AM »
Use the word in its pre-20th century meaning. Problem solved. :P

Not sure I follow.

Are you saying that "the word" should be, "Queer?"  Which being gay seemed to be to most in those times out of sheer ignorance? (The word Queer meant something really different in those days.)

Really?

Please, do not take us ALL backward an entire century.

"Gay"="light-hearted"

That is, a "gay couple" was just that, a happy one.

  I remember an adult from my childhood, possibly a teacher, going on a mini-rant one day about the word
   "gay," about how years ago it meant "happy," and  "It didn't mean a homosexual!!!!"   :soapbox:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7734 on: February 13, 2014, 01:56:51 PM »
And "nice" meant "simple" as in retarded.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7735 on: February 13, 2014, 05:21:42 PM »
And "nice" meant "simple" as in retarded.

How nice of you to say so. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7736 on: February 13, 2014, 08:43:06 PM »
And "nice" meant "simple" as in retarded.

Interesting, hadn't heard that one before.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7737 on: February 13, 2014, 10:05:47 PM »
And "nice" meant "simple" as in retarded.

Interesting, hadn't heard that one before.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7738 on: February 13, 2014, 10:13:09 PM »
Probate court tomorrow :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7739 on: February 14, 2014, 06:31:45 AM »
Really pissed off that somehow my address came in possession of a dating site aimed at the "psychosocial and psychiatric vulnerable people".

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