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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7650 on: January 30, 2014, 11:33:05 AM »
The heat at the AA meeting last night wasn't.  Everyone wore their hats, gloves and coats.  Except me - I had a sweat shirt and short pants, never again.  Temp was less than 40 degrees in there.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7651 on: January 30, 2014, 05:49:34 PM »
Got lots of dust in my eyes today and they ache
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7652 on: January 30, 2014, 07:20:07 PM »
In a meeting at work, I doodled in the back of my notepad, something like "Intellectual guys who try to poke logical holes in mysticism bore the shit out of me." The guy sitting beside me leaned over and saw it. Now he's trying to corral me for philosophical mutual masturbation debate, apparently so he can prove to me that he does not fit my criteria for boredom.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7653 on: January 31, 2014, 12:55:30 PM »
My ear still hurts from hitting it on a pipe yesterday at work
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7654 on: February 02, 2014, 03:29:31 AM »
Tired as hell.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7655 on: February 02, 2014, 07:03:31 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 02, 2014, 03:29:31 AM
Tired as hell.

Just like the Jag?

I'm having a fucking headache. Painmeds take a while to kick in.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7656 on: February 02, 2014, 07:11:54 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 02, 2014, 07:03:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 02, 2014, 03:29:31 AM
Tired as hell.

Just like the Jag?

I'm having a fucking headache. Painmeds take a while to kick in.

 :zombiefuck:  I never found pain meds that work on y headaches best I ever had was Nyquil because it just knocked me out in twenty minutes
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7657 on: February 02, 2014, 07:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Parts on February 02, 2014, 07:11:54 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 02, 2014, 07:03:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 02, 2014, 03:29:31 AM
Tired as hell.

Just like the Jag?

I'm having a fucking headache. Painmeds take a while to kick in.

 :zombiefuck:  I never found pain meds that work on y headaches best I ever had was Nyquil because it just knocked me out in twenty minutes

Ibuprofen does nothing, but, paracetamol takes the edge of it. Nothing more than that, but, it does make a difference.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7658 on: February 03, 2014, 06:51:48 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 02, 2014, 07:03:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 02, 2014, 03:29:31 AM
Tired as hell.

Just like the Jag?

I'm having a fucking headache. Painmeds take a while to kick in.

Just like the Jag? Am I particularly dense today for not getting this?

I hope your headache goes away. :hug:

I have one, but it is of my own doing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7659 on: February 03, 2014, 08:00:55 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 03, 2014, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 02, 2014, 07:03:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on February 02, 2014, 03:29:31 AM
Tired as hell.

Just like the Jag?

I'm having a fucking headache. Painmeds take a while to kick in.

Just like the Jag? Am I particularly dense today for not getting this?

I hope your headache goes away. :hug:

I have one, but it is of my own doing.

Brain fart of mine, seeing the Jag tired, fit to drive through hell. Snow-tires are so mundane. :P
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7660 on: February 03, 2014, 06:44:50 PM »
Fleabay is being slow and buggy tonight. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7661 on: February 04, 2014, 09:37:30 AM »
My recliner is squeaky and I can't seem to get it to stop
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7662 on: February 05, 2014, 12:14:43 AM »
You need to keep still. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7663 on: February 05, 2014, 05:54:19 AM »
Quote from: odeon on February 05, 2014, 12:14:43 AM
You need to keep still. :P

Yes, having all Aspies keep still solves everything. :tinfoil: :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7664 on: February 05, 2014, 05:02:30 PM »
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