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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7575 on: January 12, 2014, 02:59:49 AM »
Kidney stones again :thumbdn:

No fun, mate.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7576 on: January 12, 2014, 09:27:38 AM »
Kidney stones again :thumbdn:

Ouch!!! My sympathies.

  Mine too, I have heard how painful those are.  Hope they pass very quickly.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7577 on: January 12, 2014, 04:46:42 PM »
Migrating gallstones.

Resolution for tomorrow, call insurance, and GP, to get things in motion.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7578 on: January 12, 2014, 05:08:18 PM »
Migrating gallstones.

Resolution for tomorrow, call insurance, and GP, to get things in motion.

Are you suggesting that gallstones migrate?

Not at all! They could be carried.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7579 on: January 12, 2014, 06:56:44 PM »
Pinterest.

Why did I just have to try it? Now I'm finding all these cool house and diy projects. Yet another thing to waste my time.  :voodoo:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7580 on: January 12, 2014, 09:40:05 PM »
I hate my laptop!!

I just spent twenty minutes typing (yeah, I post walls of text - I am obsessive about my own life, which seems important to me at times)

Then, I somehow got too close to the shit thing that acts as a mouse replacement and everything was selected then overwritten.

I will try again, since I am SO FLICKING obsessed with my life, but FUCK!!

Thought I had that thing turned down all the way!  Why in the fuck does it still protend so sensitively.

If you use Firefox, install Lazarus. Also available for Chrome.

It's a lifesaver.


NOW, I am going to offer the most dumb-ass answer possible, mainly because I have seen a bunch of these lately at work ...

... Such as the asshole who was bringing back a Top of the Line printer because he could not get it to work. I asked if he had checked his network log in - (wireless printer- ), he says it was supposed to be wireless. I should not have to deal with wires. I asked if he had trouble running the firmware. He said What's that? I asked if he plugged it in to the wall socket and put the disk in his computer.  HE got angry and asked WHY HE Should have to do all THAT with the Topline printer.  IT SHOULD JUST WORK!!
 :zombiefuck:


... now my DUMB ASS response to your sage advice ...

"But it runs ALL the TIME!!"

Yes, it does, but only if the browser is running, and actually it's mostly just a piece of software that tags content already stored in a temp file on your disk. It keeps track of text forms on HTML pages, plus your actions in the forms, keeping the content until the browser session is over.

I was just making fun. I thought that idiot who thinks that a wireless printer does not have to be plugged in was hilarious.

I have used Lazarus before, at your suggestion. I had just forgotten how cool it could be.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7581 on: January 12, 2014, 11:51:59 PM »
 :-[

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7582 on: January 14, 2014, 11:46:51 PM »
Me too, most of the time.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7583 on: January 14, 2014, 11:48:07 PM »

Wow!

I got nuthun'

Life is good. Sorry for going so far off topic.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7584 on: January 15, 2014, 12:30:07 AM »
There's no off topic here. :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7585 on: January 15, 2014, 10:43:38 AM »
Forms.  :GA:

Forms that are impossible to fill out truthfully.  :GA: :GA:

Digital forms, that eat the few entries that can be filled out properly.  :GA: :GA: :GA:

And all that with a 48 hour deadline, or there will be financial repercussions.

Forms scare me, just in case you did not notice.
I completely freaked out. Filled in what I could fill in, and then sent an accompanying email, explaining why it is the way it is.

Now sitting here, with a pretty sore stomach, and feeling completely overheated, with a heart slowing down after pacing way too fast.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7586 on: January 15, 2014, 10:46:27 AM »
Forms.  :GA:

Forms that are impossible to fill out truthfully.  :GA: :GA:

Digital forms, that eat the few entries that can be filled out properly.  :GA: :GA: :GA:

And all that with a 48 hour deadline, or there will be financial repercussions.

Forms scare me, just in case you did not notice.
I completely freaked out. Filled in what I could fill in, and then sent an accompanying email, explaining why it is the way it is.

Now sitting here, with a pretty sore stomach, and feeling completely overheated, with a heart slowing down after pacing way too fast.

:hug: I though I was the only one that hated them so much.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7587 on: January 15, 2014, 12:29:36 PM »
Forms.  :GA:

Forms that are impossible to fill out truthfully.  :GA: :GA:

Digital forms, that eat the few entries that can be filled out properly.  :GA: :GA: :GA:

And all that with a 48 hour deadline, or there will be financial repercussions.

Forms scare me, just in case you did not notice.
I completely freaked out. Filled in what I could fill in, and then sent an accompanying email, explaining why it is the way it is.

Now sitting here, with a pretty sore stomach, and feeling completely overheated, with a heart slowing down after pacing way too fast.

:hug: I though I was the only one that hated them so much.

Thank you.

You're not alone.


Don't know if that is a comfort though.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7588 on: January 15, 2014, 10:08:34 PM »
Forms.  :GA:

Forms that are impossible to fill out truthfully.  :GA: :GA:

Digital forms, that eat the few entries that can be filled out properly.  :GA: :GA: :GA:

And all that with a 48 hour deadline, or there will be financial repercussions.

Forms scare me, just in case you did not notice.
I completely freaked out. Filled in what I could fill in, and then sent an accompanying email, explaining why it is the way it is.

Now sitting here, with a pretty sore stomach, and feeling completely overheated, with a heart slowing down after pacing way too fast.



Totally get it!

I have changes in my health  insurance coming. I have been sent a twelve page assessment of our family's needs. What comes after the form is the way our insurance will always be administrated by its own "Creator."

It is like we already did this, but yet it is still alive and we MUST respond. Fucking Zombie insurance shit is just fucked! We can never win against the insurance companies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7589 on: January 15, 2014, 11:26:15 PM »
I got some spray foam on my hands most came off but it left my hands looking dirty no matter how much I wash them
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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