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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7560 on: January 11, 2014, 01:03:47 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7561 on: January 11, 2014, 01:06:00 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.

  I believe I pulled my gluteus maximus as I ran, it felt very tight for hours afterward.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7562 on: January 11, 2014, 01:08:39 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.

  I believe I pulled my gluteus maximus as I ran, it felt very tight for hours afterward.  :-\

Don't use Latin.  You'll only encourage Lit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7563 on: January 11, 2014, 01:09:42 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.

  I believe I pulled my gluteus maximus as I ran, it felt very tight for hours afterward.  :-\

Don't use Latin.  You'll only encourage Lit.

  Maybe by speaking Latin I can lure him out of hiding!   :toporly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7564 on: January 11, 2014, 01:18:21 PM »
I hate my laptop!!

I just spent twenty minutes typing (yeah, I post walls of text - I am obsessive about my own life, which seems important to me at times)

Then, I somehow got too close to the shit thing that acts as a mouse replacement and everything was selected then overwritten.

I will try again, since I am SO FLICKING obsessed with my life, but FUCK!!

Thought I had that thing turned down all the way!  Why in the fuck does it still protend so sensitively.

I hate it when that happens. And one day, I fear one of my offspring will throw the laptop through the window in fury, because of it.

I have had things like that happen too and now I always use a mouse and disable that stupid touch pad thing

I KNOW I had it turned down as far as it will go. I am just clumsy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7565 on: January 11, 2014, 01:33:38 PM »
I hate my laptop!!

I just spent twenty minutes typing (yeah, I post walls of text - I am obsessive about my own life, which seems important to me at times)

Then, I somehow got too close to the shit thing that acts as a mouse replacement and everything was selected then overwritten.

I will try again, since I am SO FLICKING obsessed with my life, but FUCK!!

Thought I had that thing turned down all the way!  Why in the fuck does it still protend so sensitively.

If you use Firefox, install Lazarus. Also available for Chrome.

It's a lifesaver.


NOW, I am going to offer the most dumb-ass answer possible, mainly because I have seen a bunch of these lately at work ...

... Such as the asshole who was bringing back a Top of the Line printer because he could not get it to work. I asked if he had checked his network log in - (wireless printer- ), he says it was supposed to be wireless. I should not have to deal with wires. I asked if he had trouble running the firmware. He said What's that? I asked if he plugged it in to the wall socket and put the disk in his computer.  HE got angry and asked WHY HE Should have to do all THAT with the Topline printer.  IT SHOULD JUST WORK!!
 :zombiefuck:


... now my DUMB ASS response to your sage advice ...

"But it runs ALL the TIME!!"

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7566 on: January 11, 2014, 03:14:45 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.

  I believe I pulled my gluteus maximus as I ran, it felt very tight for hours afterward.  :-\

Don't use Latin.  You'll only encourage Lit.

  Maybe by speaking Latin I can lure him out of hiding!   :toporly:

If you want to attract Lit, post porn. :thumbup: :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7567 on: January 11, 2014, 05:22:44 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.

  I believe I pulled my gluteus maximus as I ran, it felt very tight for hours afterward.  :-\

Don't use Latin.  You'll only encourage Lit.

  Maybe by speaking Latin I can lure him out of hiding!   :toporly:

If you want to attract Lit, post porn. :thumbup: :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7568 on: January 11, 2014, 06:03:08 PM »
Kidney stones again :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7569 on: January 11, 2014, 06:06:37 PM »
Kidney stones again :thumbdn:

Ouch!!! My sympathies. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7570 on: January 11, 2014, 06:11:30 PM »
  And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety!

   I'm lucky I wasn't run over!  I'm getting too old for this shit!   :oldman:


I wasn't aware that an ass could be sprained.  Please tell us more.

  I believe I pulled my gluteus maximus as I ran, it felt very tight for hours afterward.  :-\

Don't use Latin.  You'll only encourage Lit.

  Maybe by speaking Latin I can lure him out of hiding!   :toporly:

If you want to attract Lit, post porn. :thumbup: :zoinks:
Deviled eggs?

Show just a bit of crack. :thumbup:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7571 on: January 11, 2014, 06:12:44 PM »
Stop posting cousin's nudes, Semicolon.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7572 on: January 11, 2014, 06:18:41 PM »
Stop posting cousin's nudes, Semicolon.

She gave me permission. :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7573 on: January 11, 2014, 10:27:39 PM »
Stop posting cousin's nudes, Semicolon.

She gave me permission. :thumbup:

Just don't snuggle with her.  :lol1:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7574 on: January 12, 2014, 02:59:13 AM »
I hate my laptop!!

I just spent twenty minutes typing (yeah, I post walls of text - I am obsessive about my own life, which seems important to me at times)

Then, I somehow got too close to the shit thing that acts as a mouse replacement and everything was selected then overwritten.

I will try again, since I am SO FLICKING obsessed with my life, but FUCK!!

Thought I had that thing turned down all the way!  Why in the fuck does it still protend so sensitively.

If you use Firefox, install Lazarus. Also available for Chrome.

It's a lifesaver.


NOW, I am going to offer the most dumb-ass answer possible, mainly because I have seen a bunch of these lately at work ...

... Such as the asshole who was bringing back a Top of the Line printer because he could not get it to work. I asked if he had checked his network log in - (wireless printer- ), he says it was supposed to be wireless. I should not have to deal with wires. I asked if he had trouble running the firmware. He said What's that? I asked if he plugged it in to the wall socket and put the disk in his computer.  HE got angry and asked WHY HE Should have to do all THAT with the Topline printer.  IT SHOULD JUST WORK!!
 :zombiefuck:


... now my DUMB ASS response to your sage advice ...

"But it runs ALL the TIME!!"

Yes, it does, but only if the browser is running, and actually it's mostly just a piece of software that tags content already stored in a temp file on your disk. It keeps track of text forms on HTML pages, plus your actions in the forms, keeping the content until the browser session is over.
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