A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Can't find the reason/motivation/whatever to go to sleep, yet I am dead tired.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I hate my laptop!!I just spent twenty minutes typing (yeah, I post walls of text - I am obsessive about my own life, which seems important to me at times)Then, I somehow got too close to the shit thing that acts as a mouse replacement and everything was selected then overwritten.I will try again, since I am SO FLICKING obsessed with my life, but FUCK!!Thought I had that thing turned down all the way! Why in the fuck does it still protend so sensitively.
Woke up to a massive headache and the makings of a migraine attack. The headache is pre-migraine but I suspect I may well get a full-blown migraine attack later today.Yay me.
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2014, 11:44:56 PMWoke up to a massive headache and the makings of a migraine attack. The headache is pre-migraine but I suspect I may well get a full-blown migraine attack later today.Yay me.I hate that period of time when your waiting to see if a migraine is coming or not sometimes I would rather just have it and get over with it than sit around wondering if it's going to happen
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 04, 2014, 01:55:03 AMQuote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 05:59:20 PMGood men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know. But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one. Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man.
Quote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 05:59:20 PMGood men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know. But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one.
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!
'Having the painters in' is a metaphor!It gives me a golden ticket to switch moods several times a day.
Quote from: Jack on January 04, 2014, 03:35:13 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on January 04, 2014, 01:55:03 AMQuote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 05:59:20 PMGood men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know. But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one. Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man. I so want to plus Jack, or hug her, or do something else annoying.
Quote from: bodie on January 04, 2014, 06:10:20 AM'Having the painters in' is a metaphor!It gives me a golden ticket to switch moods several times a day. What part of England are you from again? You and your funny Brit slang!
Pedestrians in a marked crosswalk have the right of way, but some drivers do NOT respect that!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 08:28:05 AM Pedestrians in a marked crosswalk have the right of way, but some drivers do NOT respect that! Some?
And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety! I'm lucky I wasn't run over! I'm getting too old for this shit!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety! I'm lucky I wasn't run over! I'm getting too old for this shit! Give them the . Teach them to respect their elders!
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:46:42 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety! I'm lucky I wasn't run over! I'm getting too old for this shit! Give them the . Teach them to respect their elders! Alas, I have no weapon, and they're going so fast I couldn't catch them anyway.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:49:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:46:42 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:38:22 PM And speaking of Masshole drivers speeding through crosswalks, last night I sprained my ass running to safety! I'm lucky I wasn't run over! I'm getting too old for this shit! Give them the . Teach them to respect their elders! Alas, I have no weapon, and they're going so fast I couldn't catch them anyway. Ask to borrow one of PPK's toys.