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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7500 on: January 05, 2014, 01:10:25 AM »
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.

We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know.  But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one.

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Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man.

Well, OK, boys and all. That is different.  My son, about six feet tall, one hundred ninety pounds, has some work to do. At fourteen, I am hoping for a "Eureka Moment"  or something to affect him.

We have a great deal of work yet to do!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7501 on: January 05, 2014, 07:15:56 AM »
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.

We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know.  But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one.

 ::)

Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man.

Well, OK, boys and all. That is different.  My son, about six feet tall, one hundred ninety pounds, has some work to do. At fourteen, I am hoping for a "Eureka Moment"  or something to affect him.

We have a great deal of work yet to do!

Indeed. :)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7502 on: January 05, 2014, 07:45:21 AM »
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

Women who hate men should just go find some pussy and shut the fuck about men.

We MEN have a few well deserved bitches about "some" bitches as well, you know.  But bitches are almost free, these days. No problem finding a new one.

 ::)

Indeed. Jack has a very good man, and a good boy growing to be a good man.

Well, OK, boys and all. That is different.  My son, about six feet tall, one hundred ninety pounds, has some work to do. At fourteen, I am hoping for a "Eureka Moment"  or something to affect him.

We have a great deal of work yet to do!

Probably shouldn't call mine a boy anymore; technically of adult age. Maybe it's a mom thing, will always be my boy. Autistics are sometimes slow to mature though, so he's still much like a young teen in many ways. Not sure he really thinks of himself in terms of man yet either. Was about 27 before started referencing myself as a woman instead of a girl, even though had been doing all the things women do for some years already.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7503 on: January 05, 2014, 10:35:40 AM »
Cleaning CDs, a shit CD player thats been iffy since the fucked example of the same was changed for a replacement item at the store, and worse, the methylated spirit I keep around to clean discs, bits of glassware etc.

The stink of pyridine, oh god is it rank. I hate it, to the point I'd sooner get a nosefull of some low molecular weight alkyl mercaptan/thiol. Cleaned a few CDs, and the faintest of faint traces detectable to my sense of smell walking up the stairs from the ground floor to the second floor of the house (CDs were cleaned in upstairs bedroom), with the room door closed, was enough to make me near-retch halfway up the stairs.

One of the chemicals I HATE, no matter what needs doing with/to it. Sharp, acrid, rotting fish-like, if rotting fish could crawl up the devils arsehole on a hot tropical summer day, stay there for a week or three and get shat out into a split open, well-aged heap of decaying roadkill.




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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7504 on: January 05, 2014, 04:21:26 PM »
My sand/salt mix I throw on the driveway and sidewalk got damp and turned into a frozen lump
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7505 on: January 06, 2014, 02:00:40 AM »
Bit off a filling in a tooth.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7506 on: January 06, 2014, 02:10:16 AM »
^ chipped the front of mine and am thlightly lithspy until I get a new crown.  Not thecksy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7507 on: January 06, 2014, 03:11:13 AM »
I have an appointment with the dentist in two hours' time, thankfully.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7508 on: January 06, 2014, 03:19:13 AM »
I been and am waiting for a crown,  hopefully by Friday.  I don't want to wait til Thhaturday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7509 on: January 06, 2014, 03:20:30 AM »
Good luck. Chipping a tooth is no fun.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7510 on: January 06, 2014, 03:22:44 AM »
I have an appointment with the dentist in two hours' time, thankfully.

Good luck, hope it can be dealt with completely then. So you can sport a radiant smile again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7511 on: January 06, 2014, 03:23:45 AM »
I been and am waiting for a crown,  hopefully by Friday.  I don't want to wait til Thhaturday.

Is your tongue still unharmed, or already cut up by the raw edges of a tooth you just have to feel?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7512 on: January 06, 2014, 03:36:09 AM »
My tongue is quite hardy.  Like a serpent   :P

It just 'has' to poke out of anywhere it finds a gap.  It is quite independent and does what it likes.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7513 on: January 06, 2014, 03:58:36 AM »
My tongue is quite hardy.  Like a serpent   :P

It just 'has' to poke out of anywhere it finds a gap.  It is quite independent and does what it likes.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7514 on: January 06, 2014, 05:48:22 AM »
I have an appointment with the dentist in two hours' time, thankfully.

Good luck, hope it can be dealt with completely then. So you can sport a radiant smile again.

 :tard:

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