Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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Quote from: odeon on December 31, 2013, 04:06:34 AMQuote from: Lit on December 30, 2013, 04:51:48 PMBut I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite. She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months. I've done it twice. If she could think out of the box, she would think: "Haha, I thought this guy was less than half his real age. That's kind of charming. He seems nice."But of course someone working at Systembolaget doesn't have the brains for that.
Quote from: Lit on December 30, 2013, 04:51:48 PMBut I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite. She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months.
But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite.
They keep changing the arrival time on the snow storm
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
You do realise that I don't have to escape Caesar, right?
Wind is another mo fo that has made me mad tonight! Two more fence panels fucked.
Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
While I am here, another bitch, the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!
Quote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 06:17:20 PMWhile I am here, another bitch, the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!Maybe he did flush, but the poo just did not want to leave?If not, then this is yet another man disappointing you. For me, it was the womenz, this night.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 03, 2014, 06:31:13 PMQuote from: bodie on January 03, 2014, 06:17:20 PMWhile I am here, another bitch, the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!Maybe he did flush, but the poo just did not want to leave?If not, then this is yet another man disappointing you. For me, it was the womenz, this night.Nah he didn't try to flush. He is just more scatty than I am and is still hyper hyper from Christmas. It gets me how he is such a smartypants. I said to him "I'm not standing for it" and he runs off giggling "I sat down for it"
