How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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My daughter's laptop is out of commission as is the back up computer she uses. Will the whining ever stop
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Slow kids, not reacting to anything. Sure, it's the holidays, but I wanted to leave early in the afternoon. It's not far from 5 pm now, and still not all has been packed, nor are both ready to leave. AAAAAAAARRRRCCCHHHH.I'm getting the burned out symptoms of an overloaded kindergarten teacher.
Christmas Kerfuffle! Wish people would stop giving me cards. I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago. Bah humbug (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)
My hair is a mass of tangles but I'm too lazy to comb them out.
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 06:38:01 PMQuote from: Parts on December 22, 2013, 06:12:58 PMThe cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing lineNow your tree will remain standing, but the ornaments will still get knocked down. Know some people who forego the tree because of cats. I forgo the tree and the shopping, because I live alone and am indifferent to the holidays!
Quote from: Parts on December 22, 2013, 06:12:58 PMThe cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing lineNow your tree will remain standing, but the ornaments will still get knocked down. Know some people who forego the tree because of cats.
The cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing line
Did I hear someone calling for a snowman? I'm a snowman! How can I help you?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: bodie on December 24, 2013, 11:59:06 AMChristmas Kerfuffle! Wish people would stop giving me cards. I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago. Bah humbug (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)What's wrong with receiving them?
Quote from: Jack on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 PMQuote from: bodie on December 24, 2013, 11:59:06 AMChristmas Kerfuffle! Wish people would stop giving me cards. I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago. Bah humbug (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)What's wrong with receiving them?Keep falling off fireplace, shelves, etc. they are just in a pile. Even those who have known me for years tend to spell my name wrong. Just irksome annoying bits of card.I do sit down with the urchin and we make cards for grandparents, but that is all. I don't ever buy them.
Quote from: bodie on December 24, 2013, 01:57:32 PMQuote from: Jack on December 24, 2013, 12:07:33 PMQuote from: bodie on December 24, 2013, 11:59:06 AMChristmas Kerfuffle! Wish people would stop giving me cards. I ceased writing christmas cards ten years ago. Bah humbug (I do give fifty pounds to charity instead)What's wrong with receiving them?Keep falling off fireplace, shelves, etc. they are just in a pile. Even those who have known me for years tend to spell my name wrong. Just irksome annoying bits of card.I do sit down with the urchin and we make cards for grandparents, but that is all. I don't ever buy them.Seems an odd thing to be irked by, Christmas wishes.