A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Semicolon on November 10, 2013, 06:33:27 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on November 10, 2013, 06:00:24 PMQuote from: odeon on November 10, 2013, 05:01:05 AMSuch an informative board, this. All that shit is available if one reads the drug warnings, presented with each prescription.What I am treating my constipation with is more fiber, fresh vegetables and fruit along with trying to increase my water intake. I prefer not to complicate one drug with another. I NEED the pain meds, but adding more drugs to help me shit seems wrong.We are the Aspie FDA. Thank you! Glad I could be here tonight!! I love This PLACE.:takes a rockstar bow: We love this Place!!!!... uhm, wot?
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 10, 2013, 06:00:24 PMQuote from: odeon on November 10, 2013, 05:01:05 AMSuch an informative board, this. All that shit is available if one reads the drug warnings, presented with each prescription.What I am treating my constipation with is more fiber, fresh vegetables and fruit along with trying to increase my water intake. I prefer not to complicate one drug with another. I NEED the pain meds, but adding more drugs to help me shit seems wrong.We are the Aspie FDA.
Quote from: odeon on November 10, 2013, 05:01:05 AMSuch an informative board, this. All that shit is available if one reads the drug warnings, presented with each prescription.What I am treating my constipation with is more fiber, fresh vegetables and fruit along with trying to increase my water intake. I prefer not to complicate one drug with another. I NEED the pain meds, but adding more drugs to help me shit seems wrong.
Such an informative board, this.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can hardly speak, my voice comes out as only a raspy whisper
I don't know how I am meant to sleep, with the smoke alarm beeping next door. There is no fire, I checked.
Quote from: renaeden on November 16, 2013, 09:34:29 AMI don't know how I am meant to sleep, with the smoke alarm beeping next door. There is no fire, I checked.Maybe the battery needs changing, or maybe it is actually a carbon monoxide detector?
I have a skunk hanging around the back yard/deck.Will exercise caution taking trash out at night.
Quote from: Icequeen on November 17, 2013, 08:49:10 AMI have a skunk hanging around the back yard/deck.Will exercise caution taking trash out at night. Don't be afwaid! I only hang awound cuz I wuv you!
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 17, 2013, 09:31:47 AMQuote from: Icequeen on November 17, 2013, 08:49:10 AMI have a skunk hanging around the back yard/deck.Will exercise caution taking trash out at night. Don't be afwaid! I only hang awound cuz I wuv you! *Here kitty, kitty...kitty*Whoops.