Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

Oh no, my BMI is still only about 23. Fatty fat 'mericunts have a BMI of 35 or more 

  Keep eating at McDonald's and slugging down the wine.  You'll get there. 

[TheoK]

Californian wine is actually damned good, I must say.

["couldbecousin"]

I would prefer Roman junk food, of course, but all pizza places in town are closed after 10 in the evening 

  The    place near my house is open past midnight. 

[Semicolon]

I would prefer Roman junk food, of course, but all pizza places in town are closed after 10 in the evening 

Be and make your own.

[TheoK]

McDonalds is the only place that is open 24/7 here. Small town.

But maybe I should have lunch at the café or the hotel tomorrow.

[odeon]

Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG? 

I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.

These days, I find bugs in our systems early and I report them. I can not affect changes. I can only go on record, once again, as first to find a fucking bug.

Sounds like I spend too much time on a 'puter at work, eh? FUCKIN' A!

I've spent the entire week fixing bugs or telling others to fix them. It gets tiresome after a while and I wish we could finally release something that actually works.

Stop working for Microsoft.

Don't out me, you evil internet brute.

[odeon]

Mum wants me to shave off my beard. She never tells my brother to do that, and he looks very much like Breivik when having a beard 

You need to embrace your manliness and let it grow!

[odeon]

By the way: I wonder if it wasn't women or gay men who introduced shaving of the facial hair. In most cultures during the history men were supposed to have full beards.

Beards itch, which always makes me shave in the end.

[TheoK]

I just trim the moustache a bit. I don't like getting food in it when I eat 

[Semicolon]

Why is it that I seem to be the only one at the office to respond to bugs in a timely manner, even though I was on the road all day yesterday?

Time released bugs in the airconditioning of the JAG? 

I hope not. I wasn't driving the Jag, it was a rental.

These days, I find bugs in our systems early and I report them. I can not affect changes. I can only go on record, once again, as first to find a fucking bug.

Sounds like I spend too much time on a 'puter at work, eh? FUCKIN' A!

I've spent the entire week fixing bugs or telling others to fix them. It gets tiresome after a while and I wish we could finally release something that actually works.

Stop working for Microsoft.

Don't out me, you evil internet brute.

Mum wants me to shave off my beard. She never tells my brother to do that, and he looks very much like Breivik when having a beard 

You need to embrace your manliness and let it grow!

Would the Romans have let their mothers tell them when to shave?

[TheoK]

Of course not. I keep my beard 

[TheoK]

Marcus Aurelius had a full beard, of course 

[odeon]

^Looks like he had a hairpiece, too.

[TheoK]

You're jealous because Moomintrolls don't have beards 

[odeon]

Mine is grey.