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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6975 on: October 17, 2013, 07:12:23 PM »
Yrrowch!

Just was doing my first oxy shot of the day, and accidentally (well no shit) clipped a nerve. Damn.....That fucking stung like a tsunami maggie thatcher's miasma of festering anal stench; blistering one's unprotected conjunctivae.

Bit of a turn up for the books though, as I found some bottles of my favourite beer  :) and the very last of a bottle of vodka. Damned if I didn't manage to spill some somewhere that hurt like fuck. *winces*

Although to make up for that, I did find a full, unopened bag of a smoking blend called 'king cobra', which by all accounts is pretty strong stuff. I thought I'd lost that quite some time ago. I was pretty hacked off at the time, thought I had lost it for good. Now it couldn't have come at a more fortunate time, as I have a stinking case of the lurgy.

Sore bones, can't stop coughing,  headache, congested airways, no appetite whatsoever (although something tells me thats about to change once I've put some fresh water in one of my bongs :) .
That should ease my aches and pains along with it, and prevent my throwing up again )                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
I hate throwing up.


*some time later*

Damn, that was just what I needed, I feel so much better now after a few bongs.  Got rid of that headache, and the nasty bone-deep aching that comes with colds and flu.     
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6976 on: October 17, 2013, 07:16:10 PM »
Mum wants me to shave off my beard. She never tells my brother to do that, and he looks very much like Breivik when having a beard  :facepalm2:

  Be BRAVE and tell her HELL NO, I WON'T SHAVE!   :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6977 on: October 17, 2013, 07:17:55 PM »
I do!  :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6978 on: October 17, 2013, 07:20:14 PM »
By the way: I wonder if it wasn't women or gay men who introduced shaving of the facial hair. In most cultures during the history men were supposed to have full beards.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6979 on: October 17, 2013, 07:23:33 PM »
By the way: I wonder if it wasn't women or gay men who introduced shaving of the facial hair. In most cultures during the history men were supposed to have full beards.

Alexander the great first made shaving popular by ordering his troops shave to avoid beard grabbing in combat.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6980 on: October 17, 2013, 07:24:12 PM »
By the way: I wonder if it wasn't women or gay men who introduced shaving of the facial hair. In most cultures during the history men were supposed to have full beards.

Alexander the great first made shaving popular by ordering his troops shave to avoid beard grabbing in combat.

And he was gay. As usual I'm right!  :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6981 on: October 17, 2013, 07:33:15 PM »
Mum wants me to shave off my beard. She never tells my brother to do that, and he looks very much like Breivik when having a beard  :facepalm2:

  Be BRAVE and tell her HELL NO, I WON'T SHAVE!   :arrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6982 on: October 17, 2013, 07:34:05 PM »
Now I'm hungry again. And I was at McDonalds only 3½ hour ago. I should have bought two Big Mac & Co  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6983 on: October 17, 2013, 07:38:11 PM »
By the way: I wonder if it wasn't women or gay men who introduced shaving of the facial hair. In most cultures during the history men were supposed to have full beards.

Alexander the great first made shaving popular by ordering his troops shave to avoid beard grabbing in combat.

And he was gay. As usual I'm right!  :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6984 on: October 17, 2013, 07:41:52 PM »
Now I'm hungry again. And I was at McDonalds only 3½ hour ago. I should have bought two Big Mac & Co  :thumbdn:

I also wish I had a bottle of vinum or two  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6985 on: October 17, 2013, 07:42:24 PM »
Now I'm hungry again. And I was at McDonalds only 3½ hour ago. I should have bought two Big Mac & Co  :thumbdn:

You're turning into an American. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6986 on: October 17, 2013, 07:45:40 PM »
Oh no, my BMI is still only about 23. Fatty fat 'mericunts have a BMI of 35 or more  :M

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6987 on: October 17, 2013, 07:46:16 PM »
Oh no, my BMI is still only about 23. Fatty fat 'mericunts have a BMI of 35 or more  :M

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6988 on: October 17, 2013, 07:51:37 PM »
Now I'm hungry again. And I was at McDonalds only 3½ hour ago. I should have bought two Big Mac & Co  :thumbdn:

  I'm going to McDonald's tomorrow!  I'm getting a Big Mac, large fries and a chocolate shake!  :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6989 on: October 17, 2013, 07:52:10 PM »
I would prefer Roman junk food, of course, but all pizza places in town are closed after 10 in the evening  :thumbdn: