I went to town today and became a wanker magnet. Was it 'nutter's day out of the asylums' day in Birmingham today?
When you say "wanker magnet", do you mean that they were generally assholes, or did masturbating men follow you around town? 
No they weren't masturbating, well I don't think so. I just meant one sat next to me on the train, then when I tried to use the cashpoint there was one 'dancing' around me. Someone else approached me and asked me if my hair was real and could he touch it? Oh why do they all talk to me? My Mom always told me not to talk to strangers. 
At least you know where to go if you want to find a date.
Would it help if you were assertive or aggressive instead of avoidant? That's just the American talking, but it might help if you took a different stance.
From what I've seen of your avatars, you have nice hair. It looks smooth, but not artificially silky. People will admire it.
^ When I went to Portugal with my friend Clare there was a man who sat behind us on the beach and started wanking. 
I went to town today and became a wanker magnet. Was it 'nutter's day out of the asylums' day in Birmingham today?
When you say "wanker magnet", do you mean that they were generally assholes, or did masturbating men follow you around town?
No they weren't masturbating, well I don't think so. I just meant one sat next to me on the train, then when I tried to use the cashpoint there was one 'dancing' around me. Someone else approached me and asked me if my hair was real and could he touch it? Oh why do they all talk to me? My Mom always told me not to talk to strangers.
Well she forgot to tell you not to take food from them apparently. You missy need to carry around some pepper spray or something equivalent. Put a brick in your handbag, that seems to work for old ladies.
That would be heavy and impractical. If you don't want a gun, use a knife or an expanding baton.
