I've tried to stop swearing but I cunt.
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Can't post on ASDC for some reason. Bowel movement related verbage is backing up and I have no receptacle!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I keep these on hand...or similar.Tape works in a pinch too.I hate those molded plastic packages , always slicing myself up on just the packaging alone.
I went to town today and became a wanker magnet. Was it 'nutter's day out of the asylums' day in Birmingham today?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Fucking CD player has some major issues. ATM it still WORKS, but thing is, I only bought it one week ago,
Tried rebooting the router, purging your DNS cache, etc. hyke? Odeon I plan to, as soon as I can travel to where I got it. Iffy from day one.